SaucySMP: “Unintentionally Innuendo” | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you scream “oh my block!” in excitement? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera in the Nether. Our community is so lit, even the creepers are dropping the hottest mixtapes. And don’t even get us started on our diamond economy – it’s more unstable than a Jenga tower built by a toddler. So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself – just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Chimeras Created:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Astral Projections Made:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Potions Brewed:	162
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6256
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Void Armor Forged:	22	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Secret Passages Found:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	126

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Wafflez Snapshot Server

Survival, Vanilla

WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SoloLegends

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SoloLegends.You will find a warm gaming environment, come and play… We would like you to participate in our community.IP: sololegends.net Store: https://store.sololegends.net (70% off sale + 10% “Patrox” Code) Discord: https://invite.gg/Sololegends

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	894575

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Arcadia Minecraft

Creative, PvP, Survival

Arcadia Minecraft is back! After a five-year hiatus, the best survival Minecraft server is back and going to be bigger than ever! Join now! mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Dimension Hops:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Bananarine

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

The best server you’ve ever seen (probably not) with many unique minigames (some are still WIP) and attractions, including our main attraction: Wild Adventures!oh and also brought back from the grave and restructured.Follow us on Twitter for server updates @TheBananarine

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Zombie Dances:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.