SaucySMP: “Unintentionally Innuendo” | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you scream “oh my block!” in excitement? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera in the Nether. Our community is so lit, even the creepers are dropping the hottest mixtapes. And don’t even get us started on our diamond economy – it’s more unstable than a Jenga tower built by a toddler. So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself – just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Hystate Survival

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	6966
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Kingdom of Bjorheimr

Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

Welcome to the Kingdom of Bjórheimr, a unique Roleplay experience inspired by history and vibrant fantasy tales.In our Kingdom, ye’ll find a meticulously crafted world that mirrors the nuanced social hierarchies, roles, and titles prevalent in early mediaeval times. Ye can choose from one of our six fantasy races, that is Menn, Dwarfs, Elves, Halflings, Ogres and Gavels. Become a Landnuma, a settler exploring and claiming the wild lands of Bjórheimr. Rise through the ranks as a Carl, Húscarl, Thegn, or even aspire to become an Eorl. Every title is not just a rank but a way of life, each carrying its unique duties, privileges, and history. Our game mechanics reflect the reality of mediaeval life and politics.As a player, ye’ll engage in immersive role-play, assume responsibilities depending on yer societal status, and build relationships with fellow landmenn. Engage in vibrant debates at the King’s council, earn honour on the battlefield as a Húscarl, or cultivate prosperity from the land as a Carl. Every action, every choice contributes to the dynamic, evolving world of Bjórheimr.Above all, our kingdom offers a tight-knit community of people passionate about history and fantasy alike. We strive to create an environment that is not just a gaming experience, but an opportunity to learn, grow, and make lasting friendships.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	12

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

DigiCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Whitelist

Join us on DigiCraft for a whitelisted medieval Minecraft experience!– Build your kingdom showcased on the DynMap and protected by claim blocks!– Ascend the ranks to become more powerful and unlock unique perks!– Battle with others in Duels and the Warzone with a PvP toggle!– Gather riches with daily rewards, quests, jobs, and establish your own guild!– Collect pets, cosmetics, unique tags, and more using your earned money!– Grow your strength by leveling up skills and unlocking unique enchantments!– Join in custom made events with unique rewards and fun Brewery creations!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Void Gems Collected:	38
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Star Shards Collected:	115
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Survival Manos

Survival

SURVIVALMANOS Survival Manos is a Portuguese server that has existed since 2020 for players for players, for cracked or original, for Java or Bedrock, basically, for customers! 🙂 “Too good to be true?” – Pombacraft (former best tuga server)Come play with us!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	2090	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Void Armor Forged:	23	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mines Excavated:	2106
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Asgard Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Minemu

Cross-Play

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7859
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

VoxelMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magic Items Found:	2875
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Moon Landing

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Lucent PvP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

The Armada Network

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Salt & Light

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1944
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Haunted Mansion

Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

Welcome Foolish Mortals! Zombie Apocalypse Survival Parkour Minigames Skull Clicker Village Defense Mob Arena The Drop Spirit BounceLeaderboards Pets Cosmetics

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	274	Runes Activated:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Kings Peace

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Come Try out kings peace, multiverse server has multiple worlds to play on. a frendly fun place to play the server will not have games it is just survival, claimblocks and more

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Animals Bred:	179
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Xironite

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Xironite Towny [1.20 – 1.20.X]

Xironite is a server dedicated to interacting with our community through hosting events and listening to player feedback On Xironite, we offer a various amount of gamemodes for players to try. The gamemodes are Towny, Skyblock, Survival, Creative and Events!Xironite is constantly evolving based on player feedback and ideas from our amazing management. Join now before you miss our next event!How to Join? Join now using our IP: mc.xironite.orgDiscord: https://xironite.org/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/xironite TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@xironite YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCc4O3IaYx8s-LQznYNomJTw

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
New Chunks Explored:	62802	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Timeless

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

IntroTimeless is a server that combines the fun of semi-vanilla minecraft and boosts it with various events and a storyline for players to follow.Here is the last event trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtHO7rwbM9oAboutTimeless basis itself around vanilla minecraft, but adds more convenient solutions with its various plugins. You’ll find starting players can access basic commands from essentials and are ranked up by voting! If you need a break from mining and building we have multiple arenas ranging from pvp to parkour, in which you are given kits to battle to your heart’s desire.These arenas also hold tournaments and mini-games, for players to compete and win prizes to aid their survival progress. The soul of ‘Timeless’ would be the Lore Events, large adventure map style builds for all the players to join using gear they’ve collected in survival. These maps range in puzzles and PVE using custom mobs to challenge players.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.