SaucySMP: “Unintentionally Innuendo” | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you scream “oh my block!” in excitement? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera in the Nether. Our community is so lit, even the creepers are dropping the hottest mixtapes. And don’t even get us started on our diamond economy – it’s more unstable than a Jenga tower built by a toddler. So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself – just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	741
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Humblex

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

One Peace

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

What is One Peace One Peace is a community survival with all the same things you love about any other community survival servers, but more to spice up your in-game experience! Including custom items, cool events and more! What about the custom items Our custom items are super cool! Some of them even have special enchants that can heal you or give you more health! Over the course of our long history we have added many new items like LIGHT SABERS, CUPID BOWS, and EVEN AMIIBOS!!!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Hojki

Creative, Vanilla

Welcome to Hojki, a Dutch medieval server where creativity is central. Build impressive castles and lively villages with us. Collaborate on major projects or bring your own masterpieces to life. Whether you are an experienced builder or just starting out, everyone is welcome. Share inspiration, make new friends and let your imagination run wild. Hojki offers a cozy community where you can build your own medieval world, full of adventure and possibilities. Join us and discover a world of endless creativity!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Void Armor Forged:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

BoxVentures

PvP, Survival

BoxVentures is a mining/pvp based sever hosted on Minehut. BoxVentures has unique qualities such as fun chat games, helpful staff members, well made skripts, custom fishing, different dimensions, and more!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Cataclysm Of Clans

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome Survivors to Cataclysm Clans: Rise of a New World! In this post-apocalyptic Minecraft realm, where chaos and rebirth intertwine, you embark on a journey like never before. Brace yourselves for the ultimate adventure, where each step echoes the resilience of survival.Cataclysm Clans Awaits You – Forge Your Legacy!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Enchantments Applied:	63	Towns Built:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Buildings Constructed:	43	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SurviveTheNight

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Gamers you are all invited to join and test the new MMORPG Project called Survive The NightWhat is Survive The Night STN is a Massive Multiplayer Custom Built experience, play with your friends to conquer Foes. Take on daring Quests to receive Epic rewards Mine you way to Fortunes and riches that only a true Dwarfing Minecrafter would be proud of. Trade with Players and NPCs alike in a Open commerce space. Aquire the best Loot and take on Mega BossesConquer the Depths of the Spiral Sewers to obtain unimaginable weapons Take on the Survive The Night itself, in a custom built Dungeon experience, set world records for timed runs, obtain the best Dungeon loot obtained from chests at the end of your RunsThe World of STN is only now being brought to life, and we need you brave adventures to take on the Challenge ARE YOU WORTHY

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Rinna Craft

Economy, Survival

Rinna Craft: Explore, Survive, and Rise!Discover Rinna Survival 1.20.2: Innovation, Excitement, and Adventure Await!Are you ready to write your own survival story? Dive into Rinna Craft and start your adventure in the latest Minecraft version, 1.20.2! In our survival server, you’ll explore dungeons, face legendary bosses with unique abilities, and forge your path to greatness.Join Now, Let the Adventure Begin! IP: mc.rinnacraft.comFor more information, visit our wiki: https://rinna-craft.gitbook.io/rinna-survival-wiki/

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Mines Excavated:	3987	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

EnderCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Welcome to EnderCraft, a meticulously crafted Minecraft custom survival server that transports players into a realm of boundless adventure and unparalleled challenges. EnderCraft stands as a testament to the fusion of innovation and classic Minecraft gameplay, offering an immersive experience that captivates both seasoned veterans and newcomers alike.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Animals Bred:	79	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Chicken SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

The Huhn SMP is a brand-new 1.20.1 Minecraft Server open for everyone. We have custom enchants, the newest version of Minecraft, jobs, a balanced economy and much more! The survival multiplayer server is open for Tlauncher and normal Java Minecraft Players. If your PC does not support MC version 1.20.1, you can also join with 1.16.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Ores Mined:	4592
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Adult Swims Survival

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Adult Swim’s Survival – Beta Test LivePVP A large ancient gladiator themed PVP arena, contains lots of open space for players to fight.Commands, Perks, and Cosmetic Shop Players can spend their in-game currency to purchase permissions to advance their gameplay; as well as purchasing cosmetics like /Hat.Quests Players can complete several different types of tasks such as Mining, Crafting, Mob killing and more to earn rewards.So Much More!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Rising Heroes

Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Rising Heroes, a community dating back to 2013! We have relaunched with an all new prison experience and more servers to come, with custom pickaxe levels, gems, artifacts, PvE and more! Fully custom builds with helpful staff and an existing player base, what’s not to love?mc.risingheroes.org Join Today!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Emeralds Found:	4613

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

The Legacy SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Legacy SMP is a Towny server modeled after the British Parliament, active for a year with a new season underway. Offering a 27/7 online experience, it features active towns, a thriving economy, frequent events, anti-cheat measures, an auction house, jobs plugin, MCMMO skills, optional wars, player shops, daily vote rewards, an admin shop, and a supportive staff. Embracing a mock government setup, the server incorporates plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Graves with regular updates. Compatible across Xbox, PS4, Mobile, PC/Computer, and Nintendo Switch, those interested can join the server’s Discord community at https://discord.gg/3Xf4vdPJcE.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Mines Excavated:	1234	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Enchantments Applied:	103	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Cosmo Survival

Economy, Survival

Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Animals Bred:	67	Villages Defended:	18

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Alien Abductions:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.