SaucySMP: “Unintentionally Innuendo” | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you scream “oh my block!” in excitement? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera in the Nether. Our community is so lit, even the creepers are dropping the hottest mixtapes. And don’t even get us started on our diamond economy – it’s more unstable than a Jenga tower built by a toddler. So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself – just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SpillZone

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Hello and welcome to SpillSone Norwegian Minecraft Server!Game zone consists of several game zones, which means that you can choose from * Survival * Towny * Vanilla (Whitelisted) * MiniGames (BedWars, BuildBattle, Parkour, The Lab, and PartyGames)You choose what suits you to play!But I recommend that you read the SpillSone.no website for more information!The server opens 28 January 2024

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Gods Slained:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	303

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

16b16t

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

16b16t is an anarchy server similar to 2b2t with no rules and no queues. This means that you can do whatever you want and there is no punishment for doing so. This also includes hacking and duping, which are both allowed on the server.The server has /tpa commands to give an unique twist to the anarchy experience but besides that there are no plugins that interfere with the gameplay. This also includes no grief protection or claims, so be careful where you build your base.There is no staff on the server, so there is no one to help you if you get into a dispute with another player.The server started in 15.01.2024 after the complete shutdown of 16b16t.org

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PokeSMP

Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Vita Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

!!! NEW Minecraft Server !!! Only Survival game. Build a home, trade make you world amazing! Enjoy in a small community with your friends. Jump also in our discord.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Villages Defended:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

TOMB

Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Enter the land of Kaihoshi to find your own Adventure! The TOMB Minecraft Server delivers a vanilla experience with focus on adventure, lore, and community. Explore tons of curated single-player experiences that will test your combat, parkour, and Minecraft knowledge like never before! Unlock custom items such as the Hellfire Wand and Medallion of the Seas that will change the way you play Minecraft! Discover the rich history of Kaihoshi both in the wild and in custom cities filled with interactive NPCs and interesting quests! Take a break from adventuring, and build your own town using the Towny plugin! If you’re interested in a small, community-focused fantasy server, consider checking out TOMB!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Buildings Constructed:	45

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Simplemon

Economy, Factions, Pixelmon, Survival

1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server. With Quality League-Tournament-Clan Systems, You Can Join Clans and Participate in Enjoyable Battles in a Black Clover Clans Style System. You can have a good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability. You can replace your stones with another stone such as daily mega, z stones such as Megatakas Ztakas.1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server With our high quality league-tournament-clan systems, you can join in clans like black clover clan recruitment fights and have enjoyful fights. You can have good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability event. You can change your megastones , Z items with the daily /megatakas , /ztakas commands. I know the server is turkish but I could help any english players by myself.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Ores Mined:	6679	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Crops Grown:	4726
Endless Night Skies:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Dimension Hops:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	620	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Dragons Tamed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!