SassySMP: Minecraft SMP – “Why do creepers insist on dressing like whores?”

body image, clothing, Confidence, CREEPERS, criticism, double standards, dressing, empowerment, fashion, feminism, Gender Roles, Individuality, insist, judgment, Minecraft, Misogyny, SassySMP, Self-expression, slut shaming, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, Style, Whores, Women

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone dresses like a basic blocky character? Join our server where the women are dressed in the latest fashion trends – yoga pants and no bras! Who needs armor when you’ve got style, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party all night long. And don’t even get me started on the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. It’s like a real-life fairy tale, but with more explosions and creepers.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and unpredictable as a fashion show in the Nether, then join us today. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into – just make sure to bring your best pair of yoga pants!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	325	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Crops Grown:	5385
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Magic Items Found:	7883	Animals Bred:	137
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	9970
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Farms Harvested:	552
Love Letters Sent:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	9062
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	294
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Void Gems Collected:	30
Alien Abductions:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Magic Items Found:	8786	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Crops Grown:	7538
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
New Chunks Explored:	788003	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Crops Grown:	6047
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2119	Animals Bred:	17
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Endless Night Skies:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Potions Brewed:	22	Farms Harvested:	517
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dimension Hops:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!