SassySMP: Minecraft SMP – “Why do creepers insist on dressing like whores?”

body image, clothing, Confidence, CREEPERS, criticism, double standards, dressing, empowerment, fashion, feminism, Gender Roles, Individuality, insist, judgment, Minecraft, Misogyny, SassySMP, Self-expression, slut shaming, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, Style, Whores, Women

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone dresses like a basic blocky character? Join our server where the women are dressed in the latest fashion trends – yoga pants and no bras! Who needs armor when you’ve got style, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party all night long. And don’t even get me started on the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. It’s like a real-life fairy tale, but with more explosions and creepers.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and unpredictable as a fashion show in the Nether, then join us today. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into – just make sure to bring your best pair of yoga pants!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Buildings Constructed:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Animals Bred:	48
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6329
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Divine Spears Created:	30	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1
Void Gems Collected:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	3883
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Villages Defended:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3314
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	35

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Zombie Dances:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Buildings Constructed:	35
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.