Sarxcraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftMastersGuild

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6433
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Alien Abductions:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of mining for hours on end in Minecraft just to find a measly amount of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have diamond-filled caves that literally rain diamonds on you as soon as you step foot inside!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a team of trained pigs that will do all the mining for you while you sit back and relax in your virtual mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So come join us on our server and live the life of luxury in Minecraft like never before! Who needs to mine when you can have everything handed to you on a silver platter (or in this case, a diamond platter)?

Sunblock City

10. skin health, 11. sun care products, 12. sun damage, 13. sun exposure, 14. broad spectrum, 15. sunblock lotion, 16. sun protection cream, 17. sun protection factor, 18. sun protection spray, 19. sun protection for sensitive skin, 2. sunscreen, 20. sun protection for children., 3. sun protection, 4. skincare, 5. UV protection, 6. sun safety, 7. sunblock, 8. SPF, 9. sunburn prevention, city, Coppertone, Sunblock

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3386
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17
Animals Bred:	159	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Towns Built:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

lol come join our minecraft server, where we make sunscreen that makes the sun go away! yep, you heard right, no more sunburns or tans, just pure darkness all day long.

we started off making sunscreen to make you look like a lobster, but then we thought, why not make it so the sun doesn’t even touch you at all? genius, right?

so if you want to play minecraft in eternal darkness and never worry about the sun again, join us on our server. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

Bat Migration Turbine Trouble

Bat, bat deaths, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, curtailment, environmental conservation, environmental impact, Females, France, long-distance migrants, Migration, migration patterns, mortality, NE Europe, noctule bats, renewable energy, study, Trouble, Turbine, Urgent, wildlife, wildlife protection, wind turbines

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1955
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	218
Emeralds Found:	4128	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

join our epic minecraft server and save the bats from wind turbines! we have a special quest where you have to build giant fans to blow the bats away from danger. but be careful, some bats are actually secret agents trying to take over the world! defeat them and save the day, all while building the coolest base in the land. come join us and be a bat-saving hero! 🦇💨🦸‍♂️ #SaveTheBats #MinecraftMadness

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

1.20.1, 30mins, Cannabis, cannabis edibles, Consumption, Edible, Edibles, edibles vs smoking, effects, Experience, HIGH, ingestion, Marijuana, marijuana edibles, Nausea, Potency, potency levels, reaction, side effects, Thc, tolerance, tolerance levels, vomit, vomiting

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1401
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	47
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5427
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7916
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	76	Alien Abductions:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScandalCraft: NeverForget!

#neverforget, controversial scandals, forgotten controversies, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, infamous scandals, media scandals, memorable scandals, overlooked scandals, political scandals, public scandals, scandal cover-ups, ScandalCraft, scandalous behavior, scandalous events, scandalous history, scandalous incidents, scandalous news, scandalous revelations, scandals, unethical scandals

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8669
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Crops Grown:	9356
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	New Chunks Explored:	598380
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Animals Bred:	112
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	271	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Remember that time when Herobrine tried to take over the server but got distracted by a group of dancing chickens? Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant pink unicorn? And let’s not forget the Great Diamond Heist of ’69 where players dressed up as creepers to steal all the precious gems! Join our server and create your own unforgettable moments that will go down in Minecraft history!

NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund

2025, aid, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, fund, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, humanitarian assistance, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military intervention, military support, NordicCraft, norway, peacekeeping efforts, Ukraine, Umerov, Umerovs

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	610
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Star Shards Collected:	275
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

adipose cells, anatomy, biology, Body, Bubble, bubble wrap, cartilage, cells, CUSHION, cushioning, fat, Fat cells, fatty cells, Function, health, Medical, research, Revealed, Science, Support, tissue, undescribed, wrap

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6495
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Dragons Tamed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Emeralds Found:	9054	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

OMG u guys, dis server is like the bubble wrap of Minecraft! we got fatty cells dat look like fat cells but dey actually protect and support ur builds like no other! u can build da craziest structures and dey will be safe and sound thanks to our magical bubble wrap cells! join now and experience da ultimate protection for ur creations, it’s like havin a personal bodyguard for ur blocks! come see for urself and be amazed by da wonders of da bubble wrap server!

Ethereal Quests 1.21

attraction, DATING, double standards, equality, Ethereal, Expectations, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Men, modern society, Quests, relationships, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Women

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1047
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	170	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the cruel reality where pic rel will never get any pussy! We offer a world where even the most awkward players can become Minecraft studs and get all the virtual pussy they desire! Don’t be like pic rel, join us and unleash your inner Minecraft Chad!

CryCraft: Not Very Often

coping mechanisms, CryCraft, crying, emotional expression, emotional health, emotional honesty, emotional processing, emotional release, emotional well being, emotions, Honesty, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-care, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9598
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Farms Harvested:	456
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	7499
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Do you cry more than you mine in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t help but shed a tear at its awesomeness. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and maybe even a few tears of laughter. So come on, grab your pickaxe and tissues, and join us on the most emotional Minecraft server out there!

CarbonCraft2025

#sustainability, carbon accounting, carbon allocation, carbon allowance, carbon budget, carbon consumption, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon management, carbon neutrality, carbon offsetting, carbon reduction, CarbonCraft2025, climate change, climate crisis, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, wealthy individuals, World’s richest

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	536
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	211

come join our minecraft server where we have the world’s richest players who have used up their carbon budget in just 10 days! watch as they build giant mansions made entirely of diamonds and gold blocks, emitting greenhouse gases like there’s no tomorrow. but don’t worry, our server is eco-friendly because we have virtual trees that absorb all the excess carbon dioxide. join us for a wild ride of luxury and environmental destruction, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

Côte d’Ivoire Crafty Parasites

Albendazole, Combination Treatment, cote, Cote d’Ivoire, Crafty, d’ivoire, Human Patients, Ivermectin, Low Sensitivity, Novel Species, PARASITES, trichuriasis, Trichuris incognita

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3099
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dimension Hops:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

hEy yOu! yEs, yOu! dO yOu wAnna jOin a MiNeCraft sErver thAt’s mOre fUn thAn a pArty fUll Of cReepers? wEll, lEt mE tEll yOu aBout thIs cRaZy sErver thAt’s gOt mOre aCtion thAn a hOard Of zOmbies aT sUnset!

oN thIs sErver, yOu cAn fInd tHe mOst ePic bUilds aNd tHe cOolest pLayErs arOund. wE’vE gOt mOre dIamonds thAn yOu cAn cOunt aNd mOre eNchantments thAn yOu cAn sHake a sTick aT!

bUt wHat rEally sEts uS aPart iS oUr cRaZy cOmmunity. wE’vE gOt pLayErs frOm aRound tHe wOrld, iNcluding sOme fRom côte d’ivoire! yOu nEver kNow wHat kInd Of aDventures yOu’ll hAve oN oUr sErver.

sO cOme jOin uS aNd eXperience tHe mOst oUtRageous, oUtlandish, aNd oUt Of tHis wOrld MiNeCraft sErver yOu’ll eVer sEe. yOu wOnt rEgret iT, pRomise!

Vanilla Survival Minecraft server

Adventure, blocks, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, java, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PC, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9864
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Divine Spears Created:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

The owner of the “Vanilla Survival” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Mainkrot.aternos.me

Pixel Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, 93302993, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8807
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magic Items Found:	3025
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness all over your screen!

I mean, where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? It’s like a freakin’ paradise for players who are tired of getting their butts kicked by those green jerks.

And get this, on this server, diamonds literally rain from the sky! You just stand there with your mouth open like a derp and watch as the bling bling falls into your inventory. It’s like winning the lottery, but without all the boring numbers and stuff.

Oh, and did I mention that the pigs can fly on this server? Yeah, you heard me right. Pigs. Freakin’. Fly. So if you’ve ever dreamed of riding a bacon-powered jetpack, this is the place for you.

So what are you waiting for, bro? Come join us on this Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of insanity and fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares, right? YOLO!

Players:	105/400	Votes:	4257
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ores Mined:	9409
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17