SarmatFailCraft

DeathByCreepers Minecraft SMP

acceptance, bereavement, coping, death, DeathByCreepers, emotional impact, emotional resilience., end of life, Grief, healing, life experiences, Loss, mental health, Minecraft, mortality, mortality awareness, personal growth, psychological effects, Reflection, smp, Support, Trauma, witnessing death

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players, secret alliances forming and betrayals that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event where every time someone dies in-game, they have to do a ridiculous dare in real life. From eating a spoonful of mustard to shaving their head, the stakes are high and the laughs are endless.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your seat and make you question your life choices, join us now! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	436	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	73	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BlockyBoomerTips

Hey there, young whippersnappers! If I could turn back time and give my younger self some advice, I would tell them to join this epic Minecraft server ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to funky tunes. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

2. We have a pixel art competition every week where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword delivered to their doorstep. Watch out for those jealous Endermen!

3. Our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Just watch out for those floating blocks and mysterious giggles!

So, if you want to experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft adventures, join our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun and craziness! Trust me, your younger self will thank you for it.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Stinky SMP: Where the only thing modded is the smell! No Resets, just stink and fun! Join now!

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Server Overview

Focus	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
Performance	Optimised vanilla+ modpack, 16GB RAM, Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
Server Rules	Safezone-Borderlands system for PvP and griefing
Special Mod	Origins mod with custom origins

FAQ

1. How often does the server reset?

The server has not had a reset since May 2022 and aims for extreme longevity.

2. What types of players are welcome on the server?

All playstyles are welcome, including nomads, builders, PvPers, and traders.

3. Are there any restrictions on griefing or stealing?

There is a Safezone-Borderlands system where griefing, killing, and stealing are not allowed in the safezone but permitted in the Borderlands area.

4. Can I suggest a custom origin for the Origins mod?

Players can suggest custom origins, but they must be high quality and balanced for consideration.

5. How can I join the server?

Join the server through the Planet Minecraft or Discord invite links provided above.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Divine Spears Created:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Enchantments Applied:	145
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Not Real Incel Minecraft Server

acceptance, Community, coping mechanisms, fear, Girls, incel, Incels, Insecurity, Larping, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, Misery, next steps, Online Community, real, rejection, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Server, social anxiety, support group, toxic masculinity, Unity

Are you tired of larping as an incel in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can larp to your heart’s content without any judgment! Join us and experience the ultimate sense of cum unity as we all pretend to be miserable together.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you don’t have to worry about rejection from girls because, let’s be real, they’re all just NPCs anyway. And who knows, maybe one of them will say “yes” and you’ll be faced with the ultimate dilemma of not knowing what to do next. The drama, the suspense, the sheer absurdity of it all awaits you on our server.

So come join us and let’s larp our way to happiness, one Minecraft block at a time. Who needs real life when you can have this level of insanity in the virtual world?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2576
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	251	Emeralds Found:	3894
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	106
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

4 Weeks of Minecraft SMP

abandonment issues, confusion, coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, emotional turmoil, ghosting, HEARTBREAK, inner turmoil, lost love, love, mental breakdown, Minecraft, moving forward, music therapy, overwhelming emotions, relationship struggles, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-care, smp, suicidal thoughts, Waiting, weeks

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the woes of heartbreak and abandonment by immersing yourself in a world of blocks and endless possibilities! Join us and leave all your real-life drama behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players who understand the struggle of waiting for that phone call that never comes.

Forget about your academic worries and focus on building the most epic base you can imagine. Let your creativity run wild as you construct towering castles, intricate redstone contraptions, and maybe even a shrine dedicated to your lost love (just kidding, please don’t do that).

With our community of players, you’ll never feel alone or lost in your thoughts. Share your stories of heartbreak and find solace in the fact that you’re not the only one who’s been ghosted. Who knows, you might even find a new love interest in the world of Minecraft – someone who will never leave you waiting by the phone.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing you’ll be losing is track of time as you mine, build, and explore to your heart’s content. Who needs that phone call anyway when you have a whole virtual world waiting for you to conquer?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	418504	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

FamilyCraft: AITA Breakup?

aita, BETRAYAL, Breakup, Cheating, communication breakdown, cultural insensitivity, Cultural traditions, disrespectful behavior., Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family dynamics, family estrangement, Family issues, Familycraft, financial disrespect, forgiveness, lack of empathy, marriage problems, past relationships, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, toxic relationships

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape it all? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama-free building, epic adventures, and no disrespectful in-laws in sight!

Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild without any judgment or criticism. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs without any pesky ex-boyfriends or cheating spouses getting in your way.

Join us and leave all the family drama behind. Who needs real-life siblings when you can have a whole community of fellow players to bond with? So come on over and let’s create some epic memories together. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a toxic brother and his disrespectful wife. Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	343	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Crops Grown:	9189	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Ores Mined:	1733
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

SelfLoveCraft

personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self kindness, self love, self positivity, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-approval, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, SelfLoveCraft

Are you tired of mining for diamonds and getting blown up by creepers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and flying pigs. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to be friends with us. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you never know who you might run into. So come on, join us and start loving yourself by building the most epic base you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Divine Spears Created:	19
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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So, like, imagine if those failed missile launches were actually just a cover-up for a secret underground Minecraft server run by Russian spies! Yeah, you heard me right! This server is so top secret that even Putin himself doesn’t know about it! Join us and uncover the mysteries of the Sarmat missile while building epic bases and battling creepers with your comrades. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and golden apples guarded by a giant mutant Enderman. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server in the world!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5917

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

The Kyousougiga ONA Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and experience a journey just like watching Kyousougiga! Start off feeling meh, but as you explore and build, you’ll unlock hidden specials that will make your gaming experience go from 0 to 100 real quick. Who knew digging and crafting could be so epic? Join now and see for yourself!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Enchantments Applied:	73	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	175

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Cynthia’s Sunday Goon Minecraft SMP – Every Day Edition

Aggie, AI chatbots, Anon, AO3 page, Archive, Blender models, CYNTHIA, Cynthias, Day, Downloads, Edition, fang board, fic spreadsheet, Fics & Art, goon, Greentext Mega, Guide, Low Poly models, Minecraft, Mods, ost, Previous thread, smp, snoot archive, Snoot Game, Snootboorus, Sunday, thread archives, thread theme, Wani Hug That Gator

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with gators, snoots, and everything in between.

Ever wanted to hug a gator in Minecraft? Well, now you can on our server! Dive into the wacky world of gator hugging and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate gator whisperer.

But that’s not all – we also have a Snoot Game that will have you laughing until you cry. Explore the Snootboorus and create your own crazy adventures with our AI chatbots.

And if you’re feeling creative, check out our Blender and Low Poly models to add some extra flair to your builds. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before.

So why wait? Join us on this epic journey of madness and mayhem. Who knows what kind of insanity awaits you on our server. Just remember, anything goes in this wild and unpredictable world.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Pixel Polyglot

bilingualism, Communication, cultural exchange, foreign language, global citizenship, International, Interpretation, know, language learning, linguaphile, linguistic diversity, linguistic proficiency, linguistics, Multilingual, PIXEL, polyglot, polyglottism, Random, translation, vocabulary, Word

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity! Join us and experience the joy of building a house made entirely of cheese, battling a horde of zombie chickens, and riding a llama into battle against a giant spider boss named Bob. Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner goofball shine!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

HebGoneByeByeCraft

applaud, arch-terrorist, Conflict Resolution, CounterTerrorism, ELIMINATION, foreign policy, HebGoneByeByeCraft, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, i24NEWS, international relations, Israel, just, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East peace, military operation, national security, targeted killing, Terrorism, U.S. officials, united states

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where nothing exciting happens? well, come join our server where we have epic battles between players and mobs every hour on the hour! we have a secret underground base where you can find hidden treasures and rare items. our admin team is made up of literal wizards who can grant you wishes in the game. plus, we have a pet dragon that you can ride around and use to defeat your enemies. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Creature Creator Minecraft Server

advice, amateur horror, analog horror, b.., Blend, creator, Creators, Creature, creature design, horror aesthetics, horror art, horror community, horror creature concept, horror enthusiasts, horror fans, horror genre, horror inspiration, lo-fi, look, Minecraft, Server, Spoopy, tangible

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of lo-fi analog horror and tangible terror! Join us if you dare to face off against our unique creatures that will send shivers down your spine. Our community of amateur horror creators on /b/ have come together to create the ultimate spooky experience. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the horrors that await you!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	37	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Farms Harvested:	944	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Star Shards Collected:	141
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Alternative Minecraft SMP – AEW Isn’t Good

aew, AEW backlash, AEW criticism, AEW detractors, AEW fan base, Alternative, alternative wrestling, disillusioned wrestling fans, Good, Isnt, Minecraft, not a fan, professional wrestling, smp, Sports Entertainment, wrestling community, wrestling critique, wrestling culture, wrestling fan disillusionment, wrestling fan perspective, wrestling fandom, wrestling fans, wrestling fans opinion, wrestling industry, wrestling promotion

Are you tired of boring wrestling matches and predictable storylines? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate alternative to AEW! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and insane adventures that will make you forget all about wrestling. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb players’ screenshots. So if you’re ready to ditch the ring for some blocky fun, come join us on our SMP and prepare to be entertained like never before!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Love Letters Sent:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CrashCraftHospitalBillsNOPE

1970s, Car Enthusiast, classic car, cold-hearted, crash, CrashCraftHospitalBillsNOPE, Cruel, disagreement, Dream car, family conflict, Fault, financial responsibility, hospital bills, husband, in-laws, injury, insurance, medical expenses, refusal, SAVING, selfish

Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who just don’t understand your priorities? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your dream car without any risk of it getting crashed by reckless husbands! Our community is full of supportive players who will never judge you for putting your vintage car collection first. Plus, we have a special medical expenses mini-game where you can earn virtual currency to pay off those pesky bills while still keeping your vintage beauties intact. Say goodbye to real-life family drama and hello to a world where your dream car always comes first!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Dimension Hops:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1