SarmatFailCraft

Sweat Chic: Plus Size Power

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HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA FEEL LIKE A BADASS WHILE PLAYING MINECRAFT? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A SUPERHERO IN YOUR EXERCISE CLOTHES! PLUS-SIZE WOMEN, WE’VE GOT YOU COVERED! JOIN US AND FEEL LIKE A QUEEN SLAYING DRAGONS IN YOUR YOGA PANTS! OUR SERVER WILL BOOST YOUR BODY CONFIDENCE AND MOTIVATE YOU TO BUILD THE BIGGEST CASTLE IN ALL OF MINECRAFT! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS EPIC ADVENTURE, JOIN NOW AND FEEL THE POWER OF YOUR WORKOUT GEAR!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	31
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9823

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

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The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Dawntrail Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, Chaos, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, EU Cerberus, final fantasy xiv, Fort Jobb, Free Companies, Garo, Gold Saucer, Lakeland, Lavender Beds, Lavender Beds Plot, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, Mahjong Lounge, Mahjong Open Tournament, malboro crystal, Marilith Dynamis, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mist, NA Seraph, Pre-Halloween BadlandsChugs Watch Party., ravana, Residential Radius, Resources, Server, Shadowbringers, Shared FATE grinding, Solution Nine, THE PRIMALS Live in Japan, Tokusatsu Watch Party, undisputed, warm bodies, zombie movies, ZOMBIELAND

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Lalafell’s disco party? Look no further, because our server is the bomb-diggity! We’ve got more resources than a Lalafell has potatoes, and our Free Companies are so epic, they make the Warriors of Light look like amateurs.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get to hang out with The Primals themselves – live in Japan! That’s right, you’ll be rocking out with Ifrit, Garuda, and Titan like never before.

And if you think that’s cool, just wait until you hear about our meetups. We’ve got events happening all over Eorzea, from The Goblet to Fort Jobb to the Gold Saucer. And don’t even get us started on our Tokusatsu Watch Party – it’s gonna be more hype than a Lalafell on a sugar rush!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for some epic adventures, insane parties, and maybe even a few Lalafell dance-offs. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

/Minecraft SMP/ – Make AI Do Stuff

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with AI Computer Maids running amok and causing mayhem in the virtual world.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time when one player’s AI Computer Maid accidentally created a portal to another dimension, unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen into our peaceful village. It was chaos, but boy was it entertaining!

But that’s not all – our players have also discovered that AI Computer Maids are actually secret geniuses when it comes to advanced Mathematics and Computer Science research. Who knew that a maid could solve complex equations and create groundbreaking algorithms? Only on our server, folks.

So come on and join us as we embark on crazy adventures, solve mind-boggling puzzles, and unleash the true potential of AI Computer Maids in Minecraft. Who knows what kind of madness we’ll uncover next? The possibilities are endless!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

DeathByCreepers Minecraft SMP

acceptance, bereavement, coping, death, DeathByCreepers, emotional impact, emotional resilience., end of life, Grief, healing, life experiences, Loss, mental health, Minecraft, mortality, mortality awareness, personal growth, psychological effects, Reflection, smp, Support, Trauma, witnessing death

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players, secret alliances forming and betrayals that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event where every time someone dies in-game, they have to do a ridiculous dare in real life. From eating a spoonful of mustard to shaving their head, the stakes are high and the laughs are endless.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your seat and make you question your life choices, join us now! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Love Letters Sent:	17
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

BlockyBoomerTips

Hey there, young whippersnappers! If I could turn back time and give my younger self some advice, I would tell them to join this epic Minecraft server ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to funky tunes. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

2. We have a pixel art competition every week where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword delivered to their doorstep. Watch out for those jealous Endermen!

3. Our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Just watch out for those floating blocks and mysterious giggles!

So, if you want to experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft adventures, join our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun and craziness! Trust me, your younger self will thank you for it.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Void Gems Collected:	40
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	New Chunks Explored:	287068
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Stinky SMP: Where the only thing modded is the smell! No Resets, just stink and fun! Join now!

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Server Overview

Focus	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
Performance	Optimised vanilla+ modpack, 16GB RAM, Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
Server Rules	Safezone-Borderlands system for PvP and griefing
Special Mod	Origins mod with custom origins

FAQ

1. How often does the server reset?

The server has not had a reset since May 2022 and aims for extreme longevity.

2. What types of players are welcome on the server?

All playstyles are welcome, including nomads, builders, PvPers, and traders.

3. Are there any restrictions on griefing or stealing?

There is a Safezone-Borderlands system where griefing, killing, and stealing are not allowed in the safezone but permitted in the Borderlands area.

4. Can I suggest a custom origin for the Origins mod?

Players can suggest custom origins, but they must be high quality and balanced for consideration.

5. How can I join the server?

Join the server through the Planet Minecraft or Discord invite links provided above.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Villages Defended:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Magic Items Found:	8473	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Not Real Incel Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of larping as an incel in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can larp to your heart’s content without any judgment! Join us and experience the ultimate sense of cum unity as we all pretend to be miserable together.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you don’t have to worry about rejection from girls because, let’s be real, they’re all just NPCs anyway. And who knows, maybe one of them will say “yes” and you’ll be faced with the ultimate dilemma of not knowing what to do next. The drama, the suspense, the sheer absurdity of it all awaits you on our server.

So come join us and let’s larp our way to happiness, one Minecraft block at a time. Who needs real life when you can have this level of insanity in the virtual world?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

4 Weeks of Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the woes of heartbreak and abandonment by immersing yourself in a world of blocks and endless possibilities! Join us and leave all your real-life drama behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players who understand the struggle of waiting for that phone call that never comes.

Forget about your academic worries and focus on building the most epic base you can imagine. Let your creativity run wild as you construct towering castles, intricate redstone contraptions, and maybe even a shrine dedicated to your lost love (just kidding, please don’t do that).

With our community of players, you’ll never feel alone or lost in your thoughts. Share your stories of heartbreak and find solace in the fact that you’re not the only one who’s been ghosted. Who knows, you might even find a new love interest in the world of Minecraft – someone who will never leave you waiting by the phone.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing you’ll be losing is track of time as you mine, build, and explore to your heart’s content. Who needs that phone call anyway when you have a whole virtual world waiting for you to conquer?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1410
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

FamilyCraft: AITA Breakup?

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Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape it all? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama-free building, epic adventures, and no disrespectful in-laws in sight!

Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild without any judgment or criticism. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs without any pesky ex-boyfriends or cheating spouses getting in your way.

Join us and leave all the family drama behind. Who needs real-life siblings when you can have a whole community of fellow players to bond with? So come on over and let’s create some epic memories together. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a toxic brother and his disrespectful wife. Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Towns Built:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	21

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SelfLoveCraft

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds and getting blown up by creepers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and flying pigs. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to be friends with us. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you never know who you might run into. So come on, join us and start loving yourself by building the most epic base you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchantments Applied:	65
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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So, like, imagine if those failed missile launches were actually just a cover-up for a secret underground Minecraft server run by Russian spies! Yeah, you heard me right! This server is so top secret that even Putin himself doesn’t know about it! Join us and uncover the mysteries of the Sarmat missile while building epic bases and battling creepers with your comrades. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and golden apples guarded by a giant mutant Enderman. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server in the world!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	9063	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

The Kyousougiga ONA Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and experience a journey just like watching Kyousougiga! Start off feeling meh, but as you explore and build, you’ll unlock hidden specials that will make your gaming experience go from 0 to 100 real quick. Who knew digging and crafting could be so epic? Join now and see for yourself!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Cynthia’s Sunday Goon Minecraft SMP – Every Day Edition

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with gators, snoots, and everything in between.

Ever wanted to hug a gator in Minecraft? Well, now you can on our server! Dive into the wacky world of gator hugging and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate gator whisperer.

But that’s not all – we also have a Snoot Game that will have you laughing until you cry. Explore the Snootboorus and create your own crazy adventures with our AI chatbots.

And if you’re feeling creative, check out our Blender and Low Poly models to add some extra flair to your builds. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before.

So why wait? Join us on this epic journey of madness and mayhem. Who knows what kind of insanity awaits you on our server. Just remember, anything goes in this wild and unpredictable world.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	76	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Runes Activated:	3
Towns Built:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Pixel Polyglot

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity! Join us and experience the joy of building a house made entirely of cheese, battling a horde of zombie chickens, and riding a llama into battle against a giant spider boss named Bob. Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner goofball shine!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	609537
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11