hey u, ya u, do u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well u should cuz it’s like santa claus on steroids, but not the good kind of steroids, like the ones that make u eat too many cookies and break into people’s houses.

on dis server, u can be like santa claus but without all the creepy stuff. u can build ur own workshop and make toys for all the little minecraft villagers. u can even have ur own team of reindeer to fly around and deliver presents.

but watch out, there’s a grinch on the loose who’s trying to steal all the presents and ruin christmas for everyone. u gotta team up with ur friends and stop him before it’s too late.

so come join dis server and spread some holiday cheer, or else santa might put u on the naughty list. ho ho ho!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 103/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Falling into the Void: 3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • FastFoodFanatic Minecraft SMP

    FastFoodFanatic Minecraft SMP
    Do you ever wish you could live in a world where everything is made out of burgers and fries? Well, now you can! Join our Minecraft SMP where the entire world is a fast food paradise! Build your base out of giant chicken nuggets, mine for diamonds in a mountain of french fries, and ride around on a roller coaster made out of hot dogs.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cheeseburger King, a mythical creature who roams the land granting wishes to those brave enough to find him. Rumor has it that he once turned a player’s entire inventory into milkshakes just for fun!

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your cholesterol levels). Who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have a server that’s as delicious as it is ridiculous?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 179
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Mines Excavated: 4649 Alternate Realities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • BlockyBizarreCraft

    BlockyBizarreCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

    Join us if you secretly find it bizarre that people don’t ride pigs to work or have pet creepers as their loyal companions. On our server, you can do all that and more!

    We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy, a hidden village where villagers throw wild parties every night, and a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.

    So if you’re ready to experience the wackiest and most outrageous Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 68 Cozy Campfires Lit: 14
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 17

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Pixel Protection Network

    Pixel Protection Network
    lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts. like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that madness? we also have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and play poker. it’s lit, fam. plus, our owner is a talking potato named spud who gives out free potatoes to all new players. come join the fun and see for yourself why this server is the bomb dot com!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 20
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 46
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Crazy Craft Updates and the Quest for the Elusive Whitelist

    Crazy Craft Updates and the Quest for the Elusive Whitelist

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Discord 0_fold
    Version Crazy Craft 1.16.5
    Player Count Several players, server started today
    Performance Very good performance with 10+ players, no lag

    FAQ

    How do I join the server?

    You can join by adding the discord handle 0_fold on Discord.

    Are there any rules I should be aware of?

    Yes, please make sure to read the rules that will be provided on Discord.

    Can I catch up with other players who have been on the server for longer?

    Yes, the server has started recently, so it should be easy to catch up with other players.

    Where can I ask additional questions?

    You can ask any additional questions on the Discord server once you are added.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Wilderness Tamed: 14

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Skyrim Adventure Minecraft Server

    Skyrim Adventure Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing modded Skyrim and dealing with glitchy dragons and overpowered weapons? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like Vanilla Skyrim on steroids!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can battle giant creepers that shoot fireballs, mine for diamonds in a sky-high world, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs!

    Forget about mods, our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. So come on, join us and experience Vanilla Skyrim like never before!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 30
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Why Are NXT Fans So Worthless? Minecraft SMP

    Why Are NXT Fans So Worthless? Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever come across!

    Join us for the chance to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your favorite food, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers. And that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will trade you diamonds for rotten flesh.

    But the real reason you should join? We have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, and a never-ending supply of cake. So what are you waiting for? Come join our insane Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!

    Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a break from your hectic job as a corporate lawyer? Look no further, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

    Forget about your boyfriend’s melodramatic cold and join us in a world where the only thing contagious is the fun. Who needs to bring snacks and cough medicine when you can craft them yourself in-game? Plus, our virtual pharmacy is just a few blocks away, no need to put on a coat and risk getting sicker!

    So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you’ll be judged on is your building skills and epic loot. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 259 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 13
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP

    YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where every block is made of cheese and the creepers wear tiny top hats. That’s right, on our server, we have a mod that turns everything into a wacky wonderland of nonsense. And if that’s not enough to entice you, let me tell you about our resident llama, Larry. Larry is a professional llama wrestler who will challenge you to a match if you dare to enter his territory. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Larry’s llama wrestling skills).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Runes Activated: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 38 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 New Chunks Explored: 743022

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • CraftyPurchases

    CraftyPurchases
    Have you ever bought a talking llama that can build your Minecraft creations for you? No? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw epic parties every night. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 15
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Ores Mined: 8781
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata

    UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata
    lolz, u gotta join dis minecraft server yo, it’s like the United Nations but way more cray cray. we got 104 UN member states up in dis bish, condemnin’ Israel for declarin’ the UN chief as ‘persona non grata’. like, who even uses those fancy words in minecraft, amirite?

    come join us for some epic build battles and crazy adventures. we even got a secret underground bunker where we hide from creepers and zombies. and don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s lit fam.

    so if u wanna be part of a server that’s more drama-filled than a reality show, come join us. but be warned, things can get wilder than a herd of stampeding pigs. it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget, so grab your pickaxe and let’s do this thang!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!

    CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we ship record volumes of russia oil on dark and designated tankers! forget eu and uk sanctions, we do what we want! build your own oil tanker and sail the high seas with your friends, avoiding pesky government regulations! who needs politics when you have minecraft? join now for a wild ride filled with adventure and oil spills!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 37 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Crafty RNA Methylation Server

    Crafty RNA Methylation Server
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti! Picture this: a bunch of pandas riding on llamas, battling it out with flying squids armed with diamond swords. It’s like a party in your brain, but with creepers and chickens instead of party hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Magic Items Found: 7126
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 25 Gods Slained: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 48 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • GiporySMP

    GiporySMP

    Best political towny SMP.

    Create your own town, country, or even just a business! Join now! Small community.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 25
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 8
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 26 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Burning Alive Minecraft Server

    Burning Alive Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be burnt alive by weapons being set off! Our server is so safe, even Al-Aqsa Hospital in Gaza would envy it. Rumor has it that our pixelated pigs are actually secret agents working for the CIA, gathering intel on creepers and zombies. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and outrageous adventures. Who needs reality when you can escape to our wacky world of blocky shenanigans? Come join the fun and leave the weapons at home – unless you want to blow up some diamonds, of course!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 32 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Emeralds Found: 1384 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan

    Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you come play with us? Well, for starters, did you know that God is a Mets fan? That’s right, the Almighty himself loves to kick back and watch some baseball while building epic structures in Minecraft.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They will trade you rare items in exchange for your best llama impressions. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of quirky fun anywhere else.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just be careful not to anger it, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation.

    So come join us on this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Divine Spears Created: 29
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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