A survival world for 1.8.9 by Sanic9kvr which was created with falix and was made for the public. It has little to no rules and people are encouraged to be creative and build some snazzy survival structures.
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant statues of chickens to staging elaborate pranks on your fellow players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move with a creeper on the dance floor.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your base blown up by a stray TNT block, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 236 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
We have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing, and they’re always looking for new recruits to join their funky ranks. Plus, our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. You won’t find a more eccentric and entertaining group of players anywhere else!
So come on down to our server and say goodbye to loneliness forever. Who needs real-life friends when you have llamas and chickens to keep you company?
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Treasure Maps Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Our researchers have found that joining our server is like a warm hug for your soul, helping with panic and social anxiety in the Minecraft world. It’s like therapy but with creepers and diamonds, dude. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the mindfulness vibes flow through you like a river of lava. It’s gonna be epic, trust us.
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 35 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
SMii7Y is a popular Canadian YouTuber and streamer known for his comedic gaming content. With a focus on fun and entertaining gameplay, SMii7Y has garnered a large following on platforms such as YouTube and Twitch. His humorous commentary and laid-back personality have made him a fan favorite among the gaming community.
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 15 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
But don’t let their mental maturity fool you – these players know how to have a good time! Rumor has it that one player built an entire roller coaster that goes through the Nether just for fun, while another player created a pixel art masterpiece of a giant chicken wearing a top hat. The creativity knows no bounds on this server!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can engage in stimulating conversations about redstone contraptions and build the most outrageous structures imaginable, look no further. Join us and become part of this cultured and mentally mature community today!
| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of angry llamas comes charging at you, seeking revenge for all the times you’ve ignored them in the game. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with dancing creepers who challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot.
But that’s not all! Our server is known for its epic telenovela-inspired storylines, where players take on the roles of dramatic villains who meet their demise in the most outrageous ways possible. From falling into a pit of lava while monologuing about their evil plans to getting crushed by a giant block of cheese, the deaths on our server are truly one-of-a-kind.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, look no further. Join us today and get ready for a wild ride unlike any other!
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 32 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
But don’t worry, you won’t be alone for long! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP and embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind the disappearance of your fellow players. Will you discover a secret government experiment gone wrong? Or maybe it was just a really intense game of hide and seek? The possibilities are endless!
Plus, with no one else around, you’ll have free reign to build the most epic base imaginable. Want to construct a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that spans the entire map? The sky’s the limit (literally, you can build up to the sky if you want).
So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in a world where you’re the last person standing. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 31 |
| Runes Activated: | 6 | New Chunks Explored: | 660498 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
so, like, if you wanna be on a server where the ladies are, like, totally ruling the reviews and stuff, then you gotta join us, man. plus, we have, like, insane stories that will blow your mind, like one time a creeper and a zombie got into a dance battle and everyone was, like, cheering them on. it was, like, epic, dude.
so, like, come join us on this server where the women are rocking the ratings and the crazy stories will keep you entertained for hours. it’s, like, the best place to be, man.
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 48 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that is as wild as a pack of wolves on Red Bull. We have secret underground bases, giant pixel art statues of our favorite memes, and even a pet chicken named Gerald who thinks he’s a ninja.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to make your dreams come true (or at least give you unlimited diamonds). And don’t even get us started on the time we all banded together to defeat the Ender Dragon using nothing but fishing rods and snowballs.
So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving Minecraft community around. Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen.
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Imagine the thrill of silently mining for diamonds, quietly building your dream house, and peacefully battling mobs without making a single sound. Our server is all about creating a peaceful and serene environment for our players, just like Sarah did during her home birth.
Don’t worry, if you feel uncomfortable or need to step away for a moment, we won’t judge you like some of Sarah’s friends did. We understand that silent gaming isn’t for everyone, but for those who dare to embrace the silence, our server is the perfect place to be.
So join us now and be part of our sacred circle, where the energy of the birth (and the game) is always flowing. Who knows, you might even discover a new level of inner peace while playing Minecraft in complete silence. See you in the game!
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 421898 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 33 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
