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Real Bros Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic elections where you can campaign to become the ruler of the server. But beware, the state propaganda lackeys are out to get you, just like poor Kamala. Will you rise to power or fall victim to their schemes? Join now for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and plenty of LOLs!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Minecraft SMP: VShojo+ Shenanigans

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Welcome to Late Night General Geega Part 52! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with VShojo and vtubers who are as chaotic as they come.

Why should you join? Well, our server is filled with Froot who will make you question reality, GEEGA who will lead you on epic quests, Haruka who will serenade you with her angelic voice, and Henya who will blow your mind with his genius. Hime will keep you on your toes, Kson will make you laugh until you cry, Kuro will protect you from any creepers, and Mata will guide you through the wilderness. Mel will bring the party, Michi will keep you entertained, Mouse will keep you on your toes, and Zen will bring balance to the chaos.

But that’s not all! We have secret channels dedicated to Kson, Henya, Mouse, and even discussions about former members. Plus, our server is so wild that it has its own dedicated channels for extended discussions.

So come join us on this crazy adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Dawntrail Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear and challenge you to a dance-off. Or how about the time our players built a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses just for fun? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have weekly meetups where you can hang out with other players and participate in wacky events like Femlala Friday Tea Party or Saturday Morning Cartoons. And don’t even get me started on our Halloween Musicals and Badlands Chugs Watch Party – it’s a spooktacular time!

So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving community in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Where the Fuck is it? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Are you ready for a server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our mysterious Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you dare, as we embark on epic quests to find the elusive “Where the fuck is it?” treasure. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn into battle.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Our community is filled with eccentric players who have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties and build giant statues of themselves out of obsidian.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and embark on a wild adventure, join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Blocky Poop Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Why, you ask? Because we have a player who claims to have a scat fetish and insists on incorporating it into every aspect of the game. From building poop-themed structures to organizing scat-themed events, this player’s unique passion will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen – just be prepared for some interesting conversations about bodily functions!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

So it happened again Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected twists like another white British woman getting stabbed to death by an illegal immigrant…just kidding! But seriously, our server is where the action is at. So come join us and see what all the hype is about! Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player to dominate the server with your mad skills and hilarious antics. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Mines Excavated:	3830

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Gender Reveal Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and find out the answer to the age-old question: is xe a boy or a girl? Our server is filled with mystery and intrigue, where players must solve riddles and complete challenges to uncover the truth about xe’s gender. But be warned, the answer may not be what you expect!

Not only will you have the chance to solve this perplexing puzzle, but our server also boasts the largest collection of rainbow-colored sheep in the Minecraft universe. These sheep are rumored to possess magical powers and can grant wishes to those who befriend them. Will you be the one to unlock their secrets?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a hidden underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons and creepers. Rumor has it that the DJ is a talking parrot who only plays 80s music. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unique and unforgettable experience. Who knows what other wacky adventures and surprises await you?

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Minecraft SMP – /mhg/ – Monster Hunter General

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure where you can hunt monsters, craft epic armor sets, and even ride dragons into battle!

Our server is so insane that we have Monster Hunter crossover events where you can team up with your friends to take down massive beasts and claim their loot. Don’t worry, we have a database to help you find each monster’s weakness so you can strategize your attacks.

But that’s not all! We also have older game emulation and multiplayer options, so you can relive the classics while chatting with your fellow players. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even join our Frontier missions for a chance to earn rare rewards.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on the craziest adventure of your gaming life! Who needs diamonds when you can slay dragons and hunt monsters for fun?

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Crops Grown:	7011	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Crafty Threads Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server, “edizione delle culle piene”, is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where every player starts off with a full inventory of baby cribs. That’s right, you heard us correctly. Baby cribs. Build a crib castle, start a crib farm, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground crib fighting ring where players can battle it out to see whose crib reigns supreme. Will your crib be the last one standing?

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a special event every Friday where the sky rains down… you guessed it, more baby cribs! It’s a crib-a-palooza!

So what are you waiting for? Join “edizione delle culle piene” today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crib-tastic adventure!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Why did LXC Containers never become mainstream like Minecraft SMP Docker?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated debate between a group of players dressed as llamas arguing over who has the best dance moves. Suddenly, a giant chicken wearing a top hat swoops in and challenges everyone to a dance-off. The winner gets a diamond sword and bragging rights for the rest of the day.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary LXC Containers, a group of mysterious players who have mastered the art of teleportation and can travel between dimensions with ease. Rumor has it that they hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures and rare items that can’t be found anywhere else.

So why did LXC Containers never become mainstream like Docker? Because they’re too busy having the time of their lives on our server, of course! Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next member of this wacky and wonderful community.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

3b2t – Anarchy without rules and lags Minecraft server

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The owner of the server “3b2t – Anarchy without rules and lags” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Brightshield Graduation Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you find and befriend the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be blessed with infinite riches and eternal glory!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, a magical creature that changes colors with the seasons. Legend has it that if you can catch and shear the Rainbow Sheep, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land of unlimited cake and cookies!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the ninja llamas and exploding cows – they’re known to cause chaos wherever they go!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Confused Minecraft SMP Player

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Join our Minecraft SMP where we debate the ethics of abortion while building giant pixel art statues of fetuses! Our server is filled with wacky discussions and outrageous theories about when life truly begins. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hold intense debates while battling mobs and dodging creepers. Come join us for a wild and controversial adventure!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6792
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Tribunal vs Dagoth Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is deciding who gets the last diamond? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the ultimate conspiracy theory debate going on – did the tribunal murder Nerevar or was it Dagoth? Join us and uncover the truth while building your own empire in a world filled with mystery and intrigue. Plus, rumor has it that if you solve the mystery, you’ll be rewarded with a secret stash of enchanted loot that will make you the most powerful player in the land. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Minecraft SMP: Funky Trash Thread

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	279	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15