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| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 4398 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 586 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 2591 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the sand is as smooth as a baby’s bottom… or should we say sandy ass haha! Join us for a wild ride through the desert, where you can ride camels, build sandcastles, and maybe even find a treasure buried deep beneath the dunes.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of cactus wizards who can grant you magical powers if you can pass their prickly initiation test. Trust us, it’s worth the risk of getting a few needles in your butt.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the underground sandstone city, where the locals are rumored to be half-human, half-sandworm. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… as long as you bring them offerings of golden carrots.
So why wait? Join our sandy ass haha server today and experience the craziest desert adventures Minecraft has to offer!
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