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Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 2647 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 105 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
Our server is like no other, where you can take Sally or Sue on epic quests, battle it out with Coke’s for whores (not men), and wake up to hunger pains for breakfast cocaine (just kidding, we only serve virtual food here).
But beware, mama might come running quick to stop you from getting sick on all that cocaine running around in your brain (again, just kidding, we promote a drug-free environment).
So come join us for a hilarious and unpredictable time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing running around in your brain should be creativity and fun!