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Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 413 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2625 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 193 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
Our server is like no other, where you can take Sally or Sue on epic quests, battle it out with Coke’s for whores (not men), and wake up to hunger pains for breakfast cocaine (just kidding, we only serve virtual food here).
But beware, mama might come running quick to stop you from getting sick on all that cocaine running around in your brain (again, just kidding, we promote a drug-free environment).
So come join us for a hilarious and unpredictable time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing running around in your brain should be creativity and fun!