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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 4763 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Towns Built: | 8 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 5137 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 |
Join us and you’ll have the chance to embark on epic quests like hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot on a stick, or participating in our annual sheep shearing competition where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted shears!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and make the best purchase of your first salary by investing in a lifetime of laughter, adventure, and pure insanity!