Sakura’s Annoying Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, Sakura is here to shake things up! Sakura is so over your shenanigans, anon, and she’s ready to show you what a real Minecraft server is all about.

Join Sakura’s server and experience the thrill of battling giant pink fluffy unicorns, mining for diamonds in a field of rainbow-colored lava, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. Yes, you heard that right – flying pigs!

But that’s not all! Sakura’s server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots out fireworks.

So what are you waiting for, anon? Join Sakura’s server today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! But remember, don’t mess with Sakura – she’s had enough of your nonsense.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Classic Realms

Economy, Survival

Classic Realms is a Minecraft survival server which strives to bring back the old classic survival experience, cutting out the nonsense from modern day servers. If you’re looking for a fun, non p2w server! Classic Realms is your best bet!Connect using bedrock with the ip: bedrock.classicrealms.net and the port 8188

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SkeletoSMP

Mini Games, Survival

Best survival SMP u can find . Very good staff and players friendly server everyone will be helpful join us and have fun !!!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Sky Valley

Economy, Skyblock

Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Explore the depths of the SeaSide sea…. ● Over 1000+ Custom Items ● Unlock new islands and items ● Daily quests ● Defeat powerful bosses ● Find valuable treasure chests & crates ● Start your own crew ● Unique PvP/PvE Experience ● 100+ Custom Enchants ● Gambling: Roulette, Coinflip and Jackpot ● Build your own raft ● Compete with other players in PvP or ranking. Weekly updates at the request of YOU. And much more…

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	141	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Farms Harvested:	523

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Maestrea – A unique and unforgettable skyblock RPG experience SERVER VERSION: 1.20.1! Having run servers for a long time, our team knows what we’re doing. Being one of the fastest growing Towny servers with awesome plugins like Towny, Mythic Drops and McMMO, Jobs as well as a ton of custom developed plugins and greatly configured ones as well, to enhance your experience and make sure your time on the server will never be boring. With involved owners and an active, dedicated staff team, we’re able to release new content and updates often! We put the players and their friends first and there are many plugins that our close-knit community enjoys.We have a custom ranking system allowing you to unlock new features by ranking up and getting more perks for yourself and your Town & Friends. As well as a Brewing plugin that adds 80+ custom brewing recipes!Features: Towny, McMMO, MythicDrops, Jobs, Economy, 6 Dungeons, Survival, PVE, Custom items, Custom Mobs, Mob Arena, Brewing, Active Staff, Friendly Community, Dedicated Server, Skyblock, Invasion event, Boss arenas, Custom MobsHope to see you on the server!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Void Gems Collected:	21
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	20

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3676	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	28

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.