Have you ever been to a Minecraft SMP so boring, even the creepers yawned? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond rain, talking cows, and secret dungeons that lead to a land of endless cake! Say goodbye to boring biomes and hello to a world where the grass is made of candy and the villagers break out into dance parties every night. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 109/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Love Letters Sent: 19
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Dragon Eggs Found: 5057
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Astral Projections Made: 2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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