Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like the saddest Champions League final ever – full of drama, heartbreak, and unexpected twists!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, only to have it destroyed by a creeper explosion right before your eyes. But don’t worry, our grief counselors are always on standby to help you through this traumatic experience.

If you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, from accidentally falling into a pit of lava to getting pranked by our mischievous moderators, then this is the place for you. Who needs a boring old CL final when you can have the most unpredictable and chaotic Minecraft server around?

So come on, join us and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of resilience, because on this server, you never know what’s going to happen next!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 101/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Players Killed by Monsters: 2770
Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • AutisticSisMCServer

    AutisticSisMCServer
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Need a break from family responsibilities? Join us and build your own virtual family that won’t ask for bedtime stories or snacks every five minutes.

    Imagine a world where you can go on dates without worrying about rushing back home to take care of your little sister. Our server offers the ultimate freedom to live your best virtual life without any guilt trips or tears.

    Uncle Cory might be cool in real life, but on our server, you can leave all family obligations behind and focus on building epic structures and exploring new realms. Say goodbye to babysitting duties and hello to endless adventures with fellow gamers who understand the struggle of balancing real life with virtual fun.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to being the reluctant guardian of a little sister who just won’t let you live your best life. It’s time to prioritize your own happiness and let the pixels do the parenting for a change.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Ores Mined: 925 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • BlockPartyFamVacay

    BlockPartyFamVacay
    Are you tired of your boyfriend being a party pooper when it comes to vacations? Do you want to have some fun adventures with your kids without feeling guilty? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a virtual world where you can go on epic quests and build amazing creations with your children!

    Imagine taking your kids on a vacation to a magical land where you can explore ancient ruins, battle fierce monsters, and build towering castles together. Leave your boyfriend behind in the real world while you embark on thrilling adventures with your little ones. Who needs a reluctant partner when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

    Don’t be the only one missing out on all the fun memories – join our Minecraft server today and create unforgettable experiences with your kids. Leave the real world drama behind and dive into a world of endless possibilities. Who needs a vacation when you have a Minecraft server waiting for you?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • FoodComboDisaster – Minecraft SMP

    FoodComboDisaster – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment! Join us if you want to witness the most outrageous food combinations ever seen in the game. Picture this: a player trying to survive on a diet of raw fish and rotten flesh because they believe it gives them superpowers. Or how about a player who exclusively eats spider eyes and mushroom stew because they think it will turn them into a Minecraft superhero? Trust us, you won’t find this level of culinary chaos anywhere else. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 26 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Zombie Dances: 9 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • BlockyNostalgia

    BlockyNostalgia
    Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and experience the ultimate throwback to the 90s and 2000s with pixelated graphics, retro music, and funky skins that will have you feeling like you’re living in a time warp. But that’s not all – we’ve got mini-games inspired by your favorite childhood TV shows and movies, like a SpongeBob SquarePants themed parkour challenge and a Harry Potter themed potion brewing contest.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club hidden somewhere in the server where players can dance the night away to classic hits from the Spice Girls and Backstreet Boys. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the server and grants wishes to lucky players who find it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and relive the glory days of the 90s and 2000s in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • BirdFluCrew

    BirdFluCrew
    so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, but with blocks and stuff. like, you can build a castle and then blow it up with TNT, because why not? and there’s this one time, this player found a secret dungeon with a talking pig that gave out diamonds like candy. it was wild, man.

    but the real reason you gotta join this server is because we have the best parties. like, every Friday night, we have a massive pixel art contest where the winner gets a real life unicorn. no joke. and if you’re lucky, you might even run into Herobrine himself and have a dance off. it’s epic, bro.

    so, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to discover a secret dungeon with a talking pig.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 202 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • 🏕️ SMP for Shady Characters 🏕️ Only the Best for 18+ Villagers! Join the Club now! 🌈✨

    🏕️ SMP for Shady Characters 🏕️ Only the Best for 18+ Villagers! Join the Club now! 🌈✨
    About Us
    The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family! We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.
    Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

    Server Specs: Platform: Fabric 1.21 Location: San Jose, California, United States CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 7600X RAM: 10GB (32 Total)

    Mods & Tweaks
    We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Notable Mods/Tweaks Included: Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory. Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat. ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed. Mobs & Players Drop Heads. Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief. Accelerated Leaf Decay. Minecarts now run 4x faster. Online Webmap.
    Application
    Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!: Join our Discord Server. Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules. Step 2: Submit an application via our application link. Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you! Step 4: Short Interview. Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist.

    FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Q: What is the age requirement to join Club SMP?

    A: The server is for players 18 years and older.

    Q: How can I apply to join Club SMP?

    A: To apply, you need to join their Discord server and follow the application process outlined on their website.

    Q: What mods are included in the custom client modpack?

    A: The modpack includes various server-sided optimization and quality of life mods, along with features like Simple Voice Chat, Mobs & Players Drop Heads, Anti-Grief mods, and more.

    Q: Where is the server located?

    A: The server is located in San Jose, California, United States.

    Q: How long does it take to get whitelisted after submitting an application?

    A: Applicants may need to wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact them after submitting an application.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Crops Grown: 1445
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Alien Abductions: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • KawaiiCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    KawaiiCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as kawaii as a fluffy unicorn riding a rainbow? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine, build, and slay creepers with the most adorable group of virtual idols you’ve ever seen!

    Our server is home to Generation EONIA, novamore, Hanamizuki, and Ephemira – each group filled with talented virtual idols like Charlotte Suzu, Isla Coleman, Nene Amano, Lua Asuka, Namiji Freesia, and more! Watch them perform live concerts, cover your favorite songs, and even check out their exclusive merchandise that’s so cute it’ll make your heart explode!

    But that’s not all – we’ve got kawaii friends like Prima, Phase Connect, Tsunderia, and more who are always up for some pixelated fun! And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure on our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride magical unicorns and battle evil witches with your trusty diamond sword!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world so cute, you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 13
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Gods Slained: 0
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Ores Mined: 1795 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • ExStepChefCraft

    ExStepChefCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets culinary chaos! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where step-siblings, ex-husbands, and special needs children collide in a battle of the taste buds.

    Imagine a server where cooking is not just a hobby, but a way of life. You’ll have to fend off your step-sister’s ex-husband who suddenly wants to cook for the family once a week, leaving you with no chance to showcase your culinary skills. Will you stand up for your right to cook, or will you let him take over the kitchen?

    But fear not, for on this server, you can cook your own meals for you and your grandma once a week, defying all odds and showing everyone that you are the true master chef. So come join us and embark on a journey filled with delicious dishes, family feuds, and maybe even a sprinkle of Minecraft magic. Who knows, you might just find yourself cooking up a storm while dodging drama at every turn. See you in the kitchen!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 21 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8263 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • RedditAdviceMinecraftSMP

    RedditAdviceMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of getting terrible advice from your friends who think they know everything? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate advice-giving paradise! Need tips on how to build the most epic castle or how to survive a creeper attack? Our community of players has got your back with the most outrageous and hilarious advice you’ll ever receive. Join us now and say goodbye to boring advice forums, because here, we only give the most absurd and entertaining tips to help you conquer the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 33 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • EmoCraft: The Feels Express

    EmoCraft: The Feels Express
    Are you tired of boring old movies that only make you feel one or two emotions? Well, get ready for the rollercoaster ride of a lifetime on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a whirlwind of emotions that will leave you questioning your very existence. From the heart-pounding excitement of battling creepers to the heart-wrenching sadness of losing all your diamonds in a lava pit, this server has it all. And let’s not forget the pure joy of finally finding that elusive pink sheep or the intense rage of getting blown up by a sneaky TNT trap. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and prepare to feel ALL the feels!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 24 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 88
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Potions Brewed: 184

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • FrostCraft Minecraft Server

    FrostCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine can use all the funds from frozen russian assets to build the most lit minecraft world ever. we got diamonds for days and creepers that drop stacks of emeralds. our admins are all ukrainian ninjas who will protect u from any griefers or trolls. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find elytra wings and ride dragons into battle. join now before putin tries to shut us down, comrade!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 49 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Runes Activated: 7 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • NATOandEU4Ukraine

    NATOandEU4Ukraine
    so, like, u kno how ukraine is all like “oh i wanna join nato but i gotta join eu first”? well, the finnish president is like “yup, that’s the way it’s gonna go down, no nato for ukraine until they’re in the eu club”. but like, who cares about all that political stuff when u can join our minecraft server instead? we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers. so come on, join our server and leave all that nato and eu drama behind. let’s build some crazy stuff together and have a blast!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • BoomerMC – Where all the cool kids hang out and build stuff together in a grown-up way on a brand spanking new world

    BoomerMC – Where all the cool kids hang out and build stuff together in a grown-up way on a brand spanking new world

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Qualities Description
    Close to Vanilla 99% of farms allowed with exceptions. Farms must be discussed and approved.
    Server Type PaperMC for optimization, minimal plugins except for management
    PvP Not enabled, server is for friendly survival like Hermitcraft
    Server Size Less than 30 whitelisted players for creativity and relaxation

    Application:

    Apply Here

    Discord:

    Join our Discord

    We hope to see you there and don’t be afraid to say hi!

    FAQ

    Q: Can I build any type of farm on the server?

    A: Most farms are allowed, but please discuss and ask before building to ensure feasibility and avoid duplication.

    Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

    A: Minimal plugins for management, mainly running on PaperMC for optimization.

    Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

    A: PvP is currently not enabled, focusing on friendly survival gameplay like Hermitcraft.

    Q: How many players are allowed on the server?

    A: Less than 30 whitelisted players to maintain a small, creative community.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 269 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Endless Legions Commanded: 10
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • GPU Wars Minecraft Server

    GPU Wars Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and help us rebuild the lost Chinese revenue! We promise to turn those tears into laughter as we embark on a wild journey to create the most epic virtual world ever seen. Who needs billions of dollars when you can have endless diamonds and emeralds in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that Huang himself will be joining the server to seek refuge from his financial woes. Don’t miss out on the chance to game with a disgraced billionaire – join us now!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 22 Dragon Eggs Found: 4222
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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