Sad Fact Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is like a sex robot for your gaming experience – except it’s totally legal and won’t cause any birth rate collapses (we promise).

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	New Chunks Explored:	223406
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Rentera Online

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Custom RPG Towny Server with a proper RPG experience including Custom Monsters, Bosses and Equipment! Huge focus on Community, Economy and Custom RPG Content.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Enchantments Applied:	121	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Divided Earth

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Terradivisa is a geopolitical earth server aimed towards those who enjoy a more classic geopol experience. We have towny, an online map, siegewar, and several brand-new features created exclusively for this server, such as a nation based economy that allows nations to create and manage their own currency! We also have a monuments system to make town expansion independent of player count, and more to make an enjoyable server for all of your Geopolitical needs. Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/sFTMeMbn5s

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MineCommunity

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A Minecraft Story always starts with a block.Explore the world with your friends without limits with our 24/7 server!Create guilds, promote your friends, and prove you’re the best by challenging other guilds.Improve your guilds by ranking up and earn more rewards!Battle mobs! Level up your adventurer rank! Earn OP items though our EliteMobs adventuring setup.Go get a pet! We have an RPG like pet system so you will have a companion always!Rank up through the ranks by playing more!If you and your friends are looking for server to play with, then MineCommunity is for you. We are looking for casual minecraft players to play minecraft with.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	456	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

EtherealCraft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to our ATLA Bending Server !Fresh map! Last wipe: 9/09/23 Custom items! Learn over 230 moves! You don’t need any mods, just a vanilla 1.20.2 client No pay to win features! Bend every element for free24/7 dedicated servers.Lag free, ddos protected. Join a town, hop in the arena, or go raid in the wildMaster all the elements!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Alien Abductions:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MedievalCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to the world of MedievalCraft,the oldest continuously active German-speaking medieval role-playing game server in the world!From its infancy in 2011, a widely connected world and an indescribably deep and branching universe of backstory have developed to this day. This supports the immersion of a largely realistic high and late medieval class society with a storyline that goes back 1000 years. Parallels to the real world are woven into our story and intuitively allow everyone to freely establish themselves and their character in the kingdom of Erianor.Visit us at www.medievalcraft.de.See you! Your MedievalCraft team

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ores Mined:	9309
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Fading Daze SMP & Events

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	439	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

ThePeculiarSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

ThePeculiarSMP is a place for viewers, players and streamers alike to collaborate together to create a friendly community. With the addition of a few plugins, the minecraft experience has been amplified to those who join.Here at ThePeculiarSMP, we strive to create a positive community for people to relax in, feel free to take part!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8868
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Age Of Elysian

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Age of Elysian, a server that has been providing an immersive and feature-packed experience for over a decade. As one of the most comprehensive cracked Slimefun-Towny servers with RPG elements, we’re always adding new features to keep things fresh.Our server has many features branching into various genres and directions, so there is something for everyone. Whether you enjoy building automated mega factories, min-maxing the ultimate PvP build with stat modifiers, skills, and dungeon loot, running a world conquest as a powerful nation, or simply adventuring and doing quests, we have it all.For seasoned players, we offer many unique twists on vanilla gameplay, with new things to discover and mechanics to learn. Even if you’re new to Minecraft, almost all of our custom content is optional, so you can play the game your way and choose which parts you want to explore.Our friendly community consists of experienced players and newcomers alike. According to our statistics, over 90% of players who have clocked in over 50 hours with us never play on another server. We’re confident that you’ll love our server and be hooked from the start, so come join us on Age of Elysian and experience everything we have to offer. Who knows, we might just be the last server you ever play!TOWNY|SLIMEFUN|MCMMO|RPG|DUNGEONS|QUESTS|SKYBLOCK

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Alien Abductions:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

EdgeGamers Organization

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The EdgeGamers Minecraft Server offers an immersive and feature-rich multiplayer survival experience that goes beyond the traditional Minecraft gameplay. Boasting a multi-server setup, it caters to a diverse community of players by providing a variety of engaging features and activities.One of the standout aspects of the server is its well-balanced economy, facilitated by an admin shop and community chests, allowing players to trade and collaborate efficiently. The inclusion of crate keys and a mailroom adds an exciting element of surprise and interaction within the community.For those seeking adrenaline-fueled challenges, the server provides a dedicated PvP arena where players can test their combat skills against each other. Additionally, the grief prevention feature ensures a secure and enjoyable environment for all players.The server’s commitment to enhancing gameplay is evident through various customization options. Players can explore, utilize elevator signs, and showcase their creativity with the heads database. The incorporation of McMMO introduces a skill-based progression system, adding depth to the overall experience.Social interaction is encouraged through a range of features, including social commands, cosmetics, and mounts. Players can also express their individuality through special prefixes and enjoy unique abilities such as sitting on slabs, crawling, spinning, or even sitting on other players, creating a dynamic and entertaining atmosphere.Home teleports, player warps, and player shops contribute to the server’s convenience and player-driven economy. Moreover, the inclusion of pocket games offers a refreshing break from the main survival gameplay, allowing players to engage in mini-games and diversify their experience.In summary, the EdgeGamers Minecraft Server stands out for its comprehensive set of features, promoting a vibrant and dynamic community. Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newcomer, the server’s diverse offerings create a captivating environment that caters to various playstyles, making it an appealing destination for Minecraft enthusiasts.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Centrix Network

KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Centrix-Network [1.8 – 1.20.x] is a Minecraft Server that specifically serves players using the Java edition of the game. The server aims to provide a friendly and welcoming environment for players to enjoy a balanced and engaging Survival, KitPvP, Parkour and a Skywars experience.Minecraft servers offer a diverse range of game modes and gameplay types, which is what sets them apart from one another. Centrix-Network is a Minecraft server that offers several types of games and gameplay, including PVP modes.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

RainRealms

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

RainRealms is a friendly and amazing server network that is growing with gamemodes everyday! Hosting Generators, with more on the horizons.» Server IP: play.rainrealms.com » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: Coming soon– BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » More to come

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	New Chunks Explored:	563474
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	30

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Crystal Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Crystal Craft, Start your Minecraft journey in 2024 with our new server, where the adventure never ends and the possibilities are limitless. Step into a captivating world where discovery knows no bounds! Whether you’re a seasoned explorer or a newcomer, our server invites you to delve into an extraordinary adventure like no other.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	7726	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1419

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MetaUnion

Creative, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

You’ve stumbled across a gem of Minecraft networks, its community is probably one of the most friendly and helpful ones you’ll ever find, it’s open-minded and mature (though silly sometimes but that’s part of being mature). The server is anti pay to win, meaning all you get from donating is a rank that shows in game and nothing else. Donations are only made to support the work put into the server, not to get advantages over others in any way!We offer the following servers: – Survival – Creative – Skyblock – Minigames – Builders (for everyone’s inspiration and people who have proven to us that they are talented builders)If you want to learn more about each server just join 😉

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Superabf.net

Bedwars, Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

NOT PREMIUM – FREE!, THE BEST SERVER BY DIFFERENCE!, IT’S NOT A TROLL, IT’S REALLY ALL FREE, IT HAS: -SLIMEFUN (SlimeXpansion, RareItemHunter, ElectricSpawners, SensibleToolbox, ExoticGarden) – BEDROCK,Blockbench Implemented ONLY!, ModelEngine -TOWNY, FACTIONS, USKYBLOCKS, CREATIVE, SURVIVAL, PLOTS, JOBS, QUESTS, MISSIONS, MOVECRAFT, MAGIC, VEHICLES, f2w, Genetics, MobsPorpios, pets, expert pets, RankUP, Ranks, REALISM, LARGO ETC!! -MINIGAMES(Agariomaps,BuildWars,eggwar,Fnaf,codwarfare,MobArena,EpicSpleef,KitBattle,LuckyBlock,PvP1vs1,RaceABF,RFTB,skRayFall, SkyWars,SuperBuildBattle,SuperWars,SurvivalGames,TNTRun,TNTTag,uCars,WallsAbf) -REAL DANGEON with elytras and dragon! here you can KILL him!! -NETHER REALLY every day an adventure with whiter. -ADVENTURES, PARKOURS, LAVERINTHOS! and MUCH MUCH MORE YOU WON’T BELIEVE THE BEST FREE SERVER POSSIBLE!!! -GENERAL DESCRIPTION: Estés is a server for people who always value what a SERVER GIVES them and never by the AMOUNT OF PEOPLE they have at that moment, being ABLE to realize that it is a FREE, professional server, that really controls the CHESTS! that you can do everything with your effort, get ranks, advantages, etc. and they will never be paid with REAL money FOR ANYTHING, only the minemoney money from the game that they earn with their effort and dedication to the server, those PEOPLE who already know the existence of TROLL SERVERS, which are ALMOST ALL of them and who know that these

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Alien Abductions:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

TogetherCraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Void Gems Collected:	19
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.