Sad Fact Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is like a sex robot for your gaming experience – except it’s totally legal and won’t cause any birth rate collapses (we promise).

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Tumbleweed MC Manhunt

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Legends Evolved

PvE, PvP, Survival

Legends Evolved legendsserver.net Mods: Legends Core Superheroes Unlimited – Star Wars – Godzilla – Horror Download the mod here: https://www.tihyo.com/downloads Twitter: https://twitter.com/legendsevolved https://twitter.com/generalgigan Credits: Legends Mod – Tihyo Legends Evolved – GeneralGigan

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MuttsWorld Minecraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

You want a Minecraft server thats been around for a while, has a lot of people, and has multiple options for playstyle, thats MuttsWorld. Join us. Family Friendly http://muttsworldmine.comHunger Games Survival PvP Creative Skyblock Zombie Survival (l2d)

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Magic Items Found:	1730
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Villages Defended:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SageSMP

PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Elysian Craft SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to Elysian Craft SMP , an excellent server known for it’s amazing experiences. We are a laid-back, no grief, economy, SMP server where we value community above all else. The server is running 1.20+, and everyone is welcome as both Java and Bedrock players are free to join!This is a relaxing Minecraft SMP server with player-oriented plugins to enhance your in-game experience! We strive to provide an engaging environment! You can make new friends, invite your friends, and even relax while playing!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Star Shards Collected:	268	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Pinecraft Equestrian

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

ABOUT US Pinecraft Equestrian is a unique 1.20.2 Minecraft server created for the youtuber Abigail Pinehaven and her community of horse-game fans! A fully-equipped survival world with bespoke custom plugins and textures brings an unparalleled equine experience to immerse yourself in. Make friends, train, trade and breed your steeds, gather resources and grow, while building your homestead on your very own plot of land!A fun community server with events, horse racing, minigames, livestreams and the chance to feature in YouTube videos!Open to both Java AND Bedrock players!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

The ex-stem

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Ekstammen is a Swedish minecraft server created by the developers behind the old Supermine. Together with the players, we develop what we consider to be Sweden’s best minecraft server where every player has their place and everyone is welcome!Buy flight time for game currency Get tokens by being online that you can use for keys to get awesome tools and items Build your city with new and old friends

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

JOLT Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Jolt is a community SMP focused on creating a fun, friendly, and chill place to play Minecraft. Simplicity is key, and we aim to remain focused on the core game while providing players with a ton of vanilla-friendly quality of life features. Our rules prohibit grief and our staff is committed to helping protect your builds!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Avalon City Network

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Survival Games

CrossPlay server (JAVA and BEDROCK) with many types of games and minigames, includes more than 60 plugins with which you can have a lot of fun.It also contains SURVIVAL FANTASY and PLOTS with their own world of resources.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
New Chunks Explored:	53791	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Rede Crown

Economy, PvP, Survival

IP: jogar.redecrown.com 1.20SURVIVAL • CLANS • EVENTS • LAND • ECONOMY • SPAWNERS • FARMS • EXCHANGES

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Honey Horizons

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello there! Honey Horizons is a new Semi-Vanilla KeepInventory Minecraft server that aims to create a fun, community driven experience for all players! Honey Horizons offers plenty of QoL plugins to make the Minecraft experience more enjoyable as well as some fun plugins that will definitely make your experience feel more unique. Some plugins we use are McMMO, SimplePets, LibsDisguises, GriefPrevention and plenty more! We also have included Terralith to incorporate it’s amazing world generation into our experience. On Honey Horizons, we do not tolerate any form of griefing or stealing so that we can foster a friendly community that everyone can enjoy. So, what’re you waiting for? Come join us and be come a part of the nest today at: honeyhorizons.buzz

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

ConquestLand

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

ConquestLand is a 1.18-1.20.4 java factions server currently on season 4. We have custom items, an economy, auction house, kits, land claiming, ranks, upgradeable hoppers, coin-flips, MCMMO king of the hill events, upgradeable spawners, interactive ghat games, huge arenas for fighting bosses with the server, pinata parties and so much more! So come and join our community and have fun! The IP Address is ConquestLand.net! And discord.gg/qHJQQQs6mw

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Love Letters Sent:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Infinity Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Survival Games

Survival Custom non-premium Bedrock and Java server, we have a bench, protection blocks, new rpg armor, crates, jobs, clan war, fishing system, bar, auctions, missions, votes, dungeons, pvp arena, rank up, marketplace , fishing and among other things.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MatriLand

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Survival

MatriLand Network is a Java/Bedrock cross-play Minecraft server from Bangladesh. It is a survival server with a custom-made map, economy features, and minigames. Need another reason to join MatriLand Network? How about this: the server tries to stay online 24/7, so it will always be ready to play whenever you are!Discord: https://discord.gg/HbqNbKmpgu Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/matriland

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ores Mined:	5533	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Potions Brewed:	168

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Epirate

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Towny

What can Epirate offer? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Build your own Town and Nation Create your own Block-Built ships Wage Wars against other towns and Nations Guns, Custom Medieval Weapons, PotPVP Live Map of Europe you can view on your browser Custom Hats for Combat Sea Monsters! Cannons and Naval Regions Missions, Seasons, Temperature And so much more i can’t fit in here! Discord – https://discord.gg/c99g8N2zvw

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Crops Grown:	9071

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.