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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is like a sex robot for your gaming experience – except it’s totally legal and won’t cause any birth rate collapses (we promise).

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Zero-Bit

Skyblock, Survival Games

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

The Cosmos 2

Creative, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The Cosmos 2 is a Sci-Fi themed Survival server which offers a unique space-faring Survival experience.FEATURES:• Survival Galaxy • Movecraft • Economy • Towny • TARDIS Plugin • Special weapons (Lightsabers, Blasters, Snipers, and more!) • Unique server-exclusive custom mobs + items • Donator perks (exclusive pets, /hat, /nick, and more!)

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9318	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Avalon

MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. But you don’t have to fight evil alone… You can join a town, or create your own town and invite others. Will you find all of Avalon’s secrets, and conquer the Great Evil?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Metallic Box

PvP

A super unique Minehut server with so much content, and great at work staff, join for the best server experience you will ever have!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Mondacraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Mondacraft SurvivalSpeak it! The best server on the Colombian coast is back.We are taking the reins of our community again and we hope to continue growing much more, and also to join the rest of the internet and video game communities.We are a kind and friendly server that enjoys company and playing with friends, all players have access to different commands and kits at the start of the game to achieve different things or facilitate their progress.We are a 24/7 server that improves and optimizes every day, enter now and have fun!Store: https://mondacraft.tebex.io/ Discord: http://discord.mondacraft.com/

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

TavernCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

TavernCraft was first founded by a group of friends who were interested in playing minecraft together in their own private world, where they could customise their own minecraft experience. Overtime, the server was made public to share our work and creation with like-minded players who are looking to join in on the fun. Since then, TavernCraft has gradually grown into a budding community of friendly players who come together to have fun.Today, TavernCraft is a medieval themed server that currently supports the survival and creative gamemode from 1.8 to 1.19.2. The staff team has put in immense effort to setup the server, including features like dungeons, leaderboards and events while ensuring things stay friendly and enjoyable for both new and old players alike! Join our close knit community and begin your adventure with us today!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Void Gems Collected:	21
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MineScape

Creative, PvE, Survival

IMMERSIVE Utilizing resourcepacks MineScape is designed to look and feel like RuneScape, start your new adventures with an awesome communityPICTURESQUE Beautifully crafted by hand map, take cinematic screenshots and post them online!HIGHSCORES Be the best you can be, show off your skills and compete to get closer to the top of our highscoresFRIENDLY The MineScape community welcomes everyoneCREATIVE SERVER Build with our unique blocks and to your hearts desires, show off to your builds to friends on our creative plots server

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Badcraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

OraclePvP

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

OraclePvP is a new OneChunk Minecraft server where players must be smart and creative to make the most of the tiny 16×16 chunk everything happens on. It offers tons of excellent features, from spawners, boss battles, and quests to PvP duels and more. Players can buy lifetime ranks, crate keys, tools, and kits from the server store, and although their space may be limited, their adventures are not! Join OraclePvP now to experience the best OneChunk server for Minecraft!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Crops Grown:	3007	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	2734	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Emeralds Found:	794
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Potions Brewed:	136

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Crops Grown:	4741
Animals Bred:	37	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Holy Grails Found:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PartyRealms

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

IP Address: partyrealms.comDiscord: https://discord.partyrealms.com/ Website: https://partyrealms.com/ Rules: https://partyrealms.com/rules/PartyRealms is Minecraft reimagined. A fully modified experience that aims to enhance Minecraft through rebalancing many systems and adding many more!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

DifferentCraft Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

DifferentCraft is a Minecraft Survival server bursting with custom features, striving to be one of the best Towny servers out there! DifferentCraft runs on a custom built machine which is hosted at a Tier-1 data center to guarantee you the smoothest experience possible!We run a bunch of custom-made plugins so you’ll never get bored! You’ll find custom items and crafting systems at your fingertips, a rank progression system that grants you new perks while climbing the ranks! Some other things you’ll find are a brewing plugin that adds 60+ custom brewing recipes, a modified version of Slimefun to offer over 200 new items with lag free gameplay, MythicDrops and so much more!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.