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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 105/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Phantom Rings Equipped: 15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11
Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Whispering Caves Entered: 4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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