/s p/ literally on SUICIDE WATCH Minecraft SMP

/s p/ literally on SUICIDE WATCH Minecraft SMP

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server out there! Our players are so competitive and ruthless that the /sp/ board on 4chan is literally on suicide watch because of the intense drama and backstabbing that goes on here.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly watching your back, never knowing who will betray you next. Our players have been known to build secret underground bases filled with traps, just waiting to lure in unsuspecting victims.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. We also have epic build battles, where players compete to create the most outrageous and creative structures. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of justice, rumored to grant its wielder invincibility in battle.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is to survive at all costs. Just be prepared for the chaos that awaits you!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players: 92/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13
Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Ban Hammer Minecraft SMP

    Ban Hammer Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever experience!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in a server-wide treasure hunt where the prize is a real-life llama delivered to your doorstep?

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground societies, where players trade rare items like enchanted golden carrots for magical powers. And don’t even get me started on the time someone accidentally turned the entire server into a giant potato farm.

    So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just be sure to watch out for those pesky range bans from Germany.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 52
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Cursed Villages Purged: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Baited Rats & Flying Shit Minecraft Server

    Baited Rats & Flying Shit Minecraft Server

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or crazy adventures? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Dive into an ocean of bait, insane rrats, and flying sht – yes, you heard that right, flying sht!

    Join our server and embark on wild chuuba hunts, where you’ll have to outsmart the rrats and dodge the flying sh*t to claim your prize. And don’t worry about lack of streams, because we have a special feature where Gura herself will pop in to stream while you play.

    So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 6 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Cash Money Minecraft SMP

    Cash Money Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old investment opportunities that require actual work? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! With just $100k, you can join our server and invest in virtual diamonds that will generate you endless income with zero management involved.

    Picture this: you stumble upon a hidden diamond mine in our server and suddenly become the richest player in town. You’ll have other players begging to join your diamond empire and you’ll be rolling in virtual riches in no time.

    But beware, there are rival players who will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and overthrow your reign as the wealthiest player. It’s a cutthroat world out there in our Minecraft SMP, but the rewards are worth the risk.

    So why waste your money on boring real-life investments when you can join our server and become a virtual diamond tycoon? Join now and start your journey to Minecraft riches today!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Xanny.World Minecraft server

    Xanny.World Minecraft server

    Welcome to our new server!

    We are pleased to introduce you to a unique survival world that is just beginning its journey. Our server offers exciting opportunities for players of all levels – from beginners to experienced masters. Here you can not only survive, but also develop in a friendly and active atmosphere.

    We have a donation system that will help support the server and its development. Thanks to your contributions, we can add new features, improve gameplay and create unique content.

    In the near future, we plan to expand our project by adding an anarchy mode with vulture servers, where you can test your skills in PvP and interaction with other players. Join us on this exciting journey and become part of our growing community!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Flawless Adventures Minecraft Server

    Flawless Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize! Or how about participating in our weekly llama fashion show, where the best-dressed llama wins a trip to the moon (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?)

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dab Blocky, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep and the singing creepers – they’re a hoot!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 10 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 296 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • I Hate This Dickhead Minecraft SMP

    I Hate This Dickhead Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with sweaty try-hards and toxic players? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake (yes, even the creepers)!

    So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of our wacky, unpredictable world? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 10
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Lost Election Minecraft Server

    Lost Election Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where even Trump couldn’t handle the intensity! This server is so wild that even the most powerful politicians can’t handle the heat. Join us for a chance to witness crazy events like Trump losing the election and throwing a tantrum like never before. We’ve got mobs crazier than his tweets and challenges that will make you question reality. So mask off and join us for a wild ride through a world where anything is possible – even a fascist calling for a Kristallnacht!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • The one… Minecraft SMP

    The one… Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of drama and redemption! Our server is filled with players who love to stir up controversy and then pretend like they were always fans of whatever they were trashing. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocky graphics and creepers trying to blow up your house. So come on, join us and see if you can navigate the treacherous waters of fake fandom and backstabbing NPCs. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Cozy Campfires Lit: 12
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

    Blocky Babes Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Imagine building your dream castle while fending off hordes of zombie chickens and exploding sheep. That’s right, our server is filled with wacky mobs that will keep you on your toes at all times.

    But that’s not all! We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a talking cow who gives out quests. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to watch out for the lurking seaniggers and discord trannies – they’re always up to no good. See you in the game, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Big Steaming Minecraft SMP Dump

    Big Steaming Minecraft SMP Dump
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

    Join us on this wild ride where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our Ender Dragon is a fashionista who only attacks players with bad outfits, so make sure you dress to impress!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our Nether is a tropical paradise complete with lava water slides and zombie pigmen sipping on coconut drinks. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the town square every night.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Prrrrrrrrrrt!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 13 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Blessed Women Minecraft Server

    Blessed Women Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where women are worshipped like goddesses and duality reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by a group of friendly llamas who taught them how to build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks. But that’s not all – they also discovered a secret underground disco party where the skeletons were busting out some killer dance moves!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep in the mines, there’s a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of mischievous pandas who challenge players to a game of tic-tac-toe for a chance to win it all. And let’s not forget about the giant chickens that roam the land, clucking their way into players’ hearts.

    So come on down to our server and experience the wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it – after all, who doesn’t love a good dose of duality and women power in their gaming experience?

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Zombie Dances: 0
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • NoHateJustCraft Minecraft SMP

    NoHateJustCraft Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Slavic languages with their confusing grammar rules and difficult pronunciations? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We promise you won’t have to deal with any of that nonsense here.

    Join us and experience the thrill of shifting vowels, merging letters, and pronouncing palatalized R’s like a pro. Forget about cases and diacritics, we keep it simple and fun in our world.

    And don’t even get us started on those long vowels and pesky loanwords. We’ve got a whole new language system that will have you laughing and learning at the same time.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of linguistic hilarity!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Evil Lairs Raided: 8

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • CapybaraWorld Minecraft server

    CapybaraWorld Minecraft server

    The best beginner server for anarchy, for 5 hours of play a free donation case.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party that never stops! Join us and you’ll be greeted by an attractive, decently popular character who has been around for years. But get this – her whole backstory is practically begging to have some spicy fan-made content made about her. And yet, there is not a single piece of lewd art to be found anywhere! It’s like a mystery waiting to be solved, a challenge for the bravest of adventurers. So come on over and see if you can uncover the truth behind this scandalous lack of porn on our server!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Unfix Hololive Minecraft SMP – It’s Totally Unfair!

    Unfix Hololive Minecraft SMP – It’s Totally Unfair!
    Are you tired of the boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Do you crave chaos and hilarity in your gameplay experience? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP, where we have a mission to unfix Hololive! Why, you ask? Because the virtual idols have taken over the server and turned everything upside down with their shenanigans!

    Join us as we embark on epic quests to undo the chaos caused by Hololive, from building giant statues of anime girls to battling virtual zombies controlled by the idols themselves. But beware, the idols are always watching and ready to prank unsuspecting players with their mischievous antics.

    So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of madness, come join our Minecraft SMP and help us unfix Hololive once and for all!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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