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Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 8996 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 256 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 3922 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 |
Alien Abductions: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Russian schoolteachers are quitting their jobs just to play here! That’s right, over 190,000 of them ditched their boring classrooms to join our epic adventures and build the craziest pixel art you’ve ever seen!
So, why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, while being serenaded by a chorus of singing creepers? Only on our server, my friend. Only on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your inner blockhead run wild!