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Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 2373 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Russian schoolteachers are quitting their jobs just to play here! That’s right, over 190,000 of them ditched their boring classrooms to join our epic adventures and build the craziest pixel art you’ve ever seen!
So, why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, while being serenaded by a chorus of singing creepers? Only on our server, my friend. Only on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your inner blockhead run wild!