Are you tired of your boring old room objects just sitting there collecting dust? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, every object has a personality and they spill all your secrets! Imagine your lampshade gossiping about your late-night dance parties or your bedspread revealing your embarrassing sleep-talking habits. Join us for a wild ride of hilarity and chaos as you navigate a world where even your toothbrush has a juicy story to tell. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this zany server? Join now and let the inanimate objects spill the tea on your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 97/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8
Volcanoes Explored: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • NexCraft Eternal

    NexCraft Eternal

    Key Features of the Towny Server Town Creation and Management: Players can create their own towns, recruit residents, and expand into bustling cities. Form alliances or go to war with other towns! Economy: Towny integrates a player-run economy, so you can trade resources, set taxes, and manage finances to build your empire. Land Claiming: Protect your builds from griefers and claim land as your own. The more you expand, the more influence your town gains in the world! Nation System: Towns can form into nations for protection or dominance. Compete in server-wide events and see which nation reigns supreme. And more! The team is working with various mods and additional configurations to create the ultimate experience!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 28
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 120 Demon Skulls Collected: 35
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Green Acres Minecraft Server

    Green Acres Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us on /grün/ – Cecilia Immergreen General for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and memes galore!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Cecilia Immergreen once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a dream. If you join our server, you too can become a legendary warrior like Cecilia and conquer all the mobs in your path.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the 269th Wind, a mysterious force that grants players incredible powers and abilities. Want to fly like a bird or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? The 269th Wind can make it happen!

    And let’s not forget about our epic streams. Witness the epic battles of balltomo as we avenge their honor and save the world from certain doom. Plus, our important videos will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your very existence.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on /grün/ – Cecilia Immergreen General for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s go, gamers!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Gods Slained: 0 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Love Letters Sent: 11

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Fidget Spinner Minecraft SMP

    Fidget Spinner Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a fidget spinner for your Minecraft experience – constantly spinning with excitement and fun!

    Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding on the backs of flying pigs, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of cheese. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end.

    But that’s not all! We also have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a petting zoo where you can tame a creeper and teach it to do tricks.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the reigning champion of our annual llama racing competition!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 4465 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 13 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Date Night Rescue Minecraft Server

    Date Night Rescue Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to worry about friends using you for your virtual car! Join us and escape the drama of real life Susan’s and their never-ending requests for rides.

    On our server, you can build your own virtual car and drive wherever you want without being guilt-tripped into picking up friends from dates. No more feeling like a chauffeur in your own game world!

    And if you ever need a break from the chaos of real life Susan’s, just log on to our server and enjoy some stress-free gaming. Who needs pillows from Facebook Marketplace when you can build a cozy virtual home in Minecraft?

    So come join us and leave the real-life Susan’s behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all the drama and demands of friendship. Plus, we promise not to guilt-trip you into driving us around in the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Ores Mined: 3478 Mines Excavated: 1641
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 39

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • ExWifeExileCraft

    ExWifeExileCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected guests, boundary-breaking ex-wives, and a boyfriend who just can’t say no!

    Picture this: you’re building your dream castle when suddenly, your boyfriend’s ex-wife shows up unannounced with her entourage of friends. They start lounging by your pool, raiding your fridge, and acting like they own the place. But wait, it gets even crazier – she’s now crashing your girls’ trip to Disney, claiming it’s a “once in a lifetime experience” when she’s been there before!

    Will you stand your ground and demand she leaves, or will you let the drama unfold and see where it takes you? Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Let the games begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 26
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Emeralds Found: 5447

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • BotheredBlox in Minecraft SMP

    BotheredBlox in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Do you crave excitement and chaos in your virtual world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and secret underground lairs. Our server is home to a community of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to keep you on your toes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to start a llama racing league? We support that too.

    But beware, for our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a penchant for stealing people’s diamonds and leaving behind cheesy love notes. And rumor has it that there’s a secret society of chickens plotting to take over the server and turn it into a chicken utopia.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, then join us today. Just remember to watch your back and always keep a stack of enchanted golden apples handy. You never know what craziness awaits you in our wacky world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • AwkwardCraft

    AwkwardCraft
    Have you ever accidentally told your boss you love them instead of saying thank you for a promotion? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all awkward moments and turn them into hilarious memories! Join us for a chance to build epic structures while laughing at the most cringeworthy moments in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even accidentally build a giant statue of your boss declaring your undying love for them! So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable moments together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ores Mined: 7912 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 7 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • RLfactions

    RLfactions

    RLFactions is a server where you are offered an unparalleled blend of the brutal survival challenges of RLCraft with the strategic depth of factions-based gameplay. You can immerse yourself in a world where one minute you are fighting for your life through a dungeon, and the next you could be defending your base from players riding dragons.

    DISCORD: https://discord.gg/z3ZEaCcFFG The combination of these modded elements, as well as the factions mechanics, not only enhances the survival experience but also creates a vibrant, competitive environment. Building and strategizing are a must to ensure your survival, it’s the perfect setting for those who crave both a tough survival challenge and the excitement of faction warfare.

    This isn’t just a normal factions server, this is a server for people who want a challenge. Do you think you can survive?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Animals Bred: 66 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • QuoteMC

    QuoteMC

    Vote crate keys can win here and everything really wins something and gets a 50% chance of winning a sword and a pickaxe

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Demon Skulls Collected: 47
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Emeralds Found: 9076
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Get ready to lose your sleep in the Land of No Social Life [smp]

    Get ready to lose your sleep in the Land of No Social Life [smp]

    Realm of Etheria Minecraft Server

    Description We are an active realm where you can join a faction, or live on your own in your own plot of land. We currently have around 17 members. We have wars, politics, territorial conflicts, treasure hunts, PvP tournaments in the arena, and more!
    Discord Link https://discord.gg/vV4ch3mEjx

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How can I join the realm of Etheria? You can join by clicking on the Discord link provided above and following the instructions there.
    What activities are available in the realm? We have wars, politics, territorial conflicts, treasure hunts, PvP tournaments in the arena, and more!
    How many members are currently in the realm? We currently have around 17 members.
    Can I live on my own plot of land in the realm? Yes, you have the option to live on your own in your own plot of land or join a faction.
    Is PvP allowed in the realm? Yes, we have PvP tournaments in the arena for those who enjoy competitive gameplay.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44 Epic Shields Constructed: 20
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Pirate Ships Captured: 0

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Pixel Latina Waifus Minecraft Server

    Pixel Latina Waifus Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is where it’s at! We’ve got post latinx waifus running around, ready to be your pixelated companions. Need a mining buddy? How about a cute latinx waifu to keep you company while you dig for diamonds?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Tuesday event, where players can battle it out in epic taco-eating contests for the chance to win exclusive in-game prizes. And rumor has it, if you win three Taco Tuesday events in a row, you’ll unlock the secret ability to summon a giant taco to crush your enemies. Talk about a delicious victory!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even find true love with a post latinx waifu along the way. It’s a crazy world out there, but on our server, anything is possible!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 12 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Emeralds Found: 7758 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • /pcrg/ – Minecraft SMP: Princess Connect! Re:Dive General

    /pcrg/ – Minecraft SMP: Princess Connect! Re:Dive General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events and banners? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous rate up banners featuring Lind and Commander Makoto (Limited Edition, of course).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is constantly hosting insane events like VH x2 and Platinum Gacha With Masterpiece. And don’t even get me started on our upcoming Ultimate Refining and Battlefield of Memories events – they’re sure to blow your mind!

    Oh, and did I mention our Main Story Update? We’re increasing the level cap to 322, UE cap to 330, and adding Pirate Anna to the shop. Plus, our Guildhouse furniture is getting a level increase – it’s going to be lit!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a crazy good time filled with wacky events, outrageous banners, and insane updates. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • CopBlocker420 – Minecraft SMP

    CopBlocker420 – Minecraft SMP
    Oh, when you see a cop on our Minecraft SMP, you better run for the hills! Not because they’re gonna bust you for breaking the blocky law, but because they challenge players to epic parkour races through the city streets. And if you beat them, you get a special diamond badge to show off your mad skills. Plus, rumor has it that the cops are actually secret agents from a top-secret government agency trying to recruit the best players for a top-secret mission to save the world from an evil Ender Dragon bent on destroying everything. So yeah, join our SMP for some cop chase parkour fun and maybe save the world while you’re at it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 91 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 47 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • CraftyLifeLessons

    CraftyLifeLessons
    Have you ever learned valuable life lessons from a video game? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll learn that the best way to survive in the wild is by building a house out of giant mushrooms! Trust us, it’s totally practical and not at all ridiculous.

    Join our server and you’ll also discover that the key to success is riding around on a pig while wearing a pumpkin on your head. It may sound strange, but hey, it works for us!

    But the most important lesson you’ll learn on our server is that friendship is magic…literally. Build a unicorn stable with your friends and ride off into the sunset on your majestic steeds. Who needs real life when you have a Minecraft world full of sparkly unicorns?

    So come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown by the wacky and wonderful world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 26
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Emeralds Found: 2738
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Burnout Block Party

    Burnout Block Party
    so, liek, dis server is da bomb diggity, yo. we got all da crazy stuff u never knew u needed in minecraft. we got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese.

    if u join dis server, u will never experience burnout cuz we got potions dat make u feel like u just drank 10 red bulls in a row. u will be flying high on life, literally cuz we also have jetpacks for everyone.

    we did a study with over 45,000 medical students and found dat joining dis server reduces ur chances of burnout by 1000%. so come on over and join da fun, cuz u deserve it, hun.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 34
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Ores Mined: 8110 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Soul Contracts Signed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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