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| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 7827 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 37 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Love Letters Sent: | 17 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. We’ve got custom mobs like ninja chickens and zombie clowns, and our admins are always ready to throw a surprise event like a parkour race with flying pigs or a fishing competition with squids wearing top hats.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary China man, who works so hard that he’s managed to build a skyscraper out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. Rumor has it that he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a potato and a pet parrot named Gerald.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our insane Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become best friends with a dancing creeper or discover the secret to taming a llama with a mustache. It’s all possible in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!
