RoastMasterCow Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the animals are not only adorable but also savage AF. Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, chopping down some trees, when suddenly a cow rolls up and starts roasting you for your terrible building skills. Or maybe a sheep starts throwing shade at your fashion choices.

But fear not, because this is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the insanity that goes down on our server. We’ve got llamas that spit fireballs, chickens that drop diamonds instead of eggs, and pigs that can breakdance better than any player.

So if you’re looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will leave you in stitches, come join us on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even make friends with a sassy pig who will teach you the art of the dab.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Household Happiness: Gender Roles Reversed

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LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA FEEL DA HAPPINESS LIKE AUSTRALIAN HOUSEHOLDS! MEN, U CAN DO DA DISHES AND FEEL DA JOY, WOMEN, U CAN CHILLAX AND NOT DO AS MUCH WORK! PLUS, GARDENING IS DA KEY TO HAPPINESS FOR EVERYONE! COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE DA DIVISION OF LABOUR LIKE NEVER BEFORE! #HAPPYHOUSEHOLDS #GARDENINGJOY #MINECRAFTLOLZ

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Grapefruit? More like Minecraft server!

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Tired of boring old grapefruit ruining your day? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where grapefruit doesn’t exist! Our server is a grapefruit-free zone, so you can mine, build, and explore without any citrusy distractions. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of grapefruit-hating players who will help you on your quest to rid the world of this vile fruit once and for all. So say goodbye to grapefruit and hello to adventure on our server!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

When is Dynamite going to start competing with Raw? it’s… Minecraft SMP: Explosive Rivalry

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for chaos and mayhem!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary Dynamite, rumored to be more powerful than any other block in the game. Will we finally uncover its secrets and use it to blow up our enemies? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the Raw faction is planning a hostile takeover of our server. Will we be able to defend our land and protect our precious resources? Or will we be forced to surrender to their raw power?

Don’t miss out on the action-packed drama, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists that await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Join now and be a part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CleanCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for the most epic quest of all time – the Battle of the Dirty Dishes! Fight alongside your fellow players as you take on the evil forces of unwashed plates and sticky countertops. Will you emerge victorious and claim the title of Dishwashing Champion?

But that’s not all! Explore our virtual world and discover hidden treasures like the legendary Laundry Basket of Destiny, rumored to grant its owner the power to make clothes magically jump into their proper place. Will you be the one to unlock its secrets?

And don’t forget about our thrilling Chicken Egg Incubator Challenge! Test your skills as you navigate through a maze of egg shells, feathers, and chicken poop in a race against time. Can you clean it all up before the timer runs out?

Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your ability to clean up after yourself)!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

NoBroNoShowCraft

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Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and escape the chaos of real life! Our server is a safe space where you won’t have to worry about your brother showing up high and causing a scene.

We understand the importance of family support, but sometimes you just need a break from the drama. Our server is addiction-free and full of fun adventures for you and your kids to enjoy. Say goodbye to family dinners filled with uncertainty and hello to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and leave the family drama behind! Who needs family unity when you can have diamonds and dragons instead?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SpookyMysteryMan Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, mayhem, and madness!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden underground dungeon filled with ancient relics and cursed loot. But beware, for the spirits of the long-dead miners still haunt the tunnels, ready to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players!

And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a parallel universe hidden somewhere in the world. Will you be brave enough to find it and uncover its dark secrets?

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a mischievous group of pranksters who love to pull outrageous pranks on unsuspecting players. From filling your base with chickens to turning your entire house upside down, you never know what to expect when you log on!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our SMP for a wild and wacky adventure that will keep you on the edge of your seat – if you can handle it, that is!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Buildings Constructed:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CraftQuarantineHabits

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Are you tired of staring at the same four walls every day? Do you miss the thrill of adventure and exploration? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes filled with hidden treasures, dangerous dungeons, and maybe even a few friendly creepers.

Our server is like no other, with custom mods that will blow your mind. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about a diamond sword that shoots lasers? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground base where all the cool kids hang out.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll gain access to exclusive events like the annual Ender Dragon rodeo and the legendary diamond hunt where players compete to find the rarest gems. Plus, our community is the friendliest around, always willing to lend a hand or a potion of invisibility when you need it most.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boredom and hello to endless fun on our Minecraft server. Trust us, your quarantine habits will thank you.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3854	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Fruit Fly Brain Quest

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so, like, imagine if fruit flies were actually super smart and had like, tiny little brains that held all the secrets of the universe. well, on this server, we’ve digitally mapped the WHOLE brain of a fruit fly. that’s right, every little neuron and synapse is just waiting for you to explore.

join us on this wacky adventure as we uncover the mysteries of the fruit fly brain and maybe even unlock the secrets to human brain disorders. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the cure for brain farts or something equally ridiculous.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us on this mind-bending journey and see just how far down the rabbit hole of fruit fly brains you can go. trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Magic Items Found:	4966	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Block Nation Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with pesky regions holding back your progress in Minecraft? Look no further! Join our server and watch as we eliminate two regions that are causing chaos in the game. Just like magic, 90% of your problems will disappear and you’ll be living out the founding father’s vision in no time. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so revolutionary? Join us now and be a part of this epic quest to reshape the virtual world!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	220721	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Best Goalkeeper In History Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the goalkeepers are so good, they can block any creeper explosion with their bare hands!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs into battle against hordes of zombies or building a rollercoaster that goes straight through the Nether. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hunts where players have to navigate deadly traps and solve riddles written in ancient Minecraftian script.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft SMP in history! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

BroBroKidsNoGoZone

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Are you tired of dealing with demanding kids who have expensive taste buds? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise, no one will be ordering 50 piece nuggets or their own large pizza here.

Join us for a wild adventure where the only thing you’ll be ordering is blocks to build your dream world. No tantrums allowed, unless it’s from a creeper blowing up your house – then it’s fair game.

Forget about playing favorites with blood, because on our server, everyone is treated equally…unless you try to order two shakes and two ice creams, then we might have to have a chat.

So come on over and join the fun – we promise, the only thing you’ll be screaming about is how awesome our server is!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SubredditSilliness

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Have you ever stumbled upon a subreddit dedicated to people dressing up their pet rocks in tiny costumes and hosting fashion shows for them? Well, that’s just a normal Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. From battling zombie llamas to building a giant rollercoaster made entirely out of melons, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on and join us for a truly bizarre and hilarious time!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SenoritaSheinbaum’s Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where you can be the president of mexico, claudia sheinbaum! she is all about girl power and she will lead you to victory in the virtual world of blocks and creepers.

build your own taco stand and sell delicious virtual tacos to all the players on the server. but watch out for the evil cartel who wants to steal your secret recipe for the best tacos in the world!

team up with other players to fight off the zombie horde that is threatening to take over the server. claudia sheinbaum will lead the charge with her trusty diamond sword and her army of feminist warriors.

so come on down to our server and experience the madness of being the president of mexico in the world of minecraft. it’s time for women to rule the virtual world!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5974
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

TigerCraft: Bird Flu Edition

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so, like, imagine this, right? our server is so lit that even the tigers, lions, and panthers in Vietnam zoos wanna join in on the fun! but, like, they all got taken out by some bird flu, so now they’re all up in heaven playing Minecraft on our server. if you wanna hang out with some cool big cats and build some epic stuff, you gotta join us, dude. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be part of a server that’s so wild even the animals wanna play? come join the fun, it’s gonna be a roaring good time! 🐯🦁🐆🐦🎮 #RIPbigcats #MinecraftZooParty

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Enchantments Applied:	153
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

DingoSavesNightParrot

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join dis epic minecraft server where dingoes save endangered birds from extinction!!! 🐦🐕‍🦺

our dingoes are on a mission to protect the night parrot, a super rare bird that’s almost gone forever. dey hunt down feral cats, the parrot’s biggest enemies, and keep dem away from our feathered friends.

if you wanna be part of dis wild adventure and help save da night parrot, join our server now! build a dingo army, protect da birdies, and become a hero in da minecraft world. plus, we have epic battles, crazy challenges, and lots of fun surprises waiting for you.

come on, mate! let’s show those feral cats who’s boss and save da night parrot together! 🦜🔥 #savethenightparrot #dingosquadgoals

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Animals Bred:	55
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	399
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.