Roastie Diagnostics: A Minecraft Server for Self-Diagnosing Roasties

America, assburgers, cultural influence, Diagnosis, Diagnostics, dumb, identitarian, imported trend, internet culture, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, roastie, roasties, seeking attention, SELF AWARENESS, self diagnosing, SelfDiagnosing, Server, societal pressure, Stereotypes, stigma, trend, validation

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3270
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee a hilarious and absurdly entertaining experience! Are you tired of dealing with roasties from your country who are obsessed with self-diagnosing themselves with assburgers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no assburgers allowed” policy!

Not only will you be able to escape the madness of self-diagnosing roasties, but you’ll also have the chance to witness some of the most outrageous stories unfold before your very eyes. From creepers throwing wild parties to zombies starting a dance revolution, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us now and become part of a community that refuses to believe in imported trends from America. Instead, we embrace the chaos and absurdity that comes with playing on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s create some unforgettable memories together!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9054
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Void Armor Forged:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1009
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Animals Bred:	31
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Emeralds Found:	7404	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	4

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6357
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Crops Grown:	3517
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2292
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2370
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Votes:	2357
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Emeralds Found:	2472
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Love Letters Sent:	8

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2458
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8223
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Emeralds Found:	5341	Zombie Dances:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magic Items Found:	8051	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6372
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4679
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Gods Slained:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Dragon Eggs Found:	2929
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	159
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Towns Built:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6685
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Love Letters Sent:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7945
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5244	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Farms Harvested:	277	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6802
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2785
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Buildings Constructed:	40
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3019
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7286
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1447
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Mines Excavated:	3157	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net