Roastie Diagnostics: A Minecraft Server for Self-Diagnosing Roasties

America, assburgers, cultural influence, Diagnosis, Diagnostics, dumb, identitarian, imported trend, internet culture, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, roastie, roasties, seeking attention, SELF AWARENESS, self diagnosing, SelfDiagnosing, Server, societal pressure, Stereotypes, stigma, trend, validation

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8764
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Farms Harvested:	218
New Chunks Explored:	346982	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee a hilarious and absurdly entertaining experience! Are you tired of dealing with roasties from your country who are obsessed with self-diagnosing themselves with assburgers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no assburgers allowed” policy!

Not only will you be able to escape the madness of self-diagnosing roasties, but you’ll also have the chance to witness some of the most outrageous stories unfold before your very eyes. From creepers throwing wild parties to zombies starting a dance revolution, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us now and become part of a community that refuses to believe in imported trends from America. Instead, we embrace the chaos and absurdity that comes with playing on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s create some unforgettable memories together!

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6016
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Love Letters Sent:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8438
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Ores Mined:	5024
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9857
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ores Mined:	8199
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	575
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Potions Brewed:	105
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1755
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Runes Activated:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2071
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	198
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Falling into the Void:	0

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4950
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8175
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9642
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6103
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4167
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Animals Bred:	83
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

mc.imaginefun.net

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2040
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Animals Bred:	167
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

mc.deathzone.club

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5863
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

play.orchardcraftmc.com

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2970
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ores Mined:	8016	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	6

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

redesaint.com

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5199
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Animals Bred:	94
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Farms Harvested:	744	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

178.33.34.224