Roastie Diagnostics: A Minecraft Server for Self-Diagnosing Roasties

America, assburgers, cultural influence, Diagnosis, Diagnostics, dumb, identitarian, imported trend, internet culture, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, roastie, roasties, seeking attention, SELF AWARENESS, self diagnosing, SelfDiagnosing, Server, societal pressure, Stereotypes, stigma, trend, validation

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9343
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	2409
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee a hilarious and absurdly entertaining experience! Are you tired of dealing with roasties from your country who are obsessed with self-diagnosing themselves with assburgers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no assburgers allowed” policy!

Not only will you be able to escape the madness of self-diagnosing roasties, but you’ll also have the chance to witness some of the most outrageous stories unfold before your very eyes. From creepers throwing wild parties to zombies starting a dance revolution, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us now and become part of a community that refuses to believe in imported trends from America. Instead, we embrace the chaos and absurdity that comes with playing on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s create some unforgettable memories together!

DrewperCraft

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	718
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Farms Harvested:	579	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

This is a fun RPG server. We have loyal staff and players. Staff will respect all players, and we expect the same treatment back. We have the boria map and players are allowed to build were ever they want. Grief is allowed in the wild. Please have fun and enjoy the server 🙂

minecraft.drewper.com

GAQ_SERVER

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1101
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	4582	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

GAQ team here! We’d love to get some people on our server. TEAMSPEAK HOSTING. This server is a SURVIVAL server. We offer factions, economy, and mini-games. We aim to have multiplayer gameplay that involves vanilla and the competative side of minecraft. FIGHT FOR LAND, CREATE SOMETHING NEW, MEET NEW PEOPLE, FRIEND OR FOE. but mainly have fun 🙂 ~GAQ Team

198.143.150.11

CraftBest

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1568
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Crops Grown:	1802	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Polish server

craftbest.pl

GlowstonePVP.com

Factions, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3231
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

GlowstonePvP is a PvP server hosted in Europe, with 99% uptime. The server is running well for about 2 years now! The server is based on massive PvP to experience the best gameplay, but we also have other extended gamemodes.

Glowstonepvp.com

MiniTrixter

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2706
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	6002
Ores Mined:	8957	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Awesome teams! join now!

198.20.126.203

The Nova

Mini Games, Parkour, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3607
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

The Nova is a fun minigame server that offers a good experience for every type of player. Whether you like PvP, parkour or just hanging out with friends: we’ll make you comfortable. Owned by the YouTubers GameplayerHD and ExplodingTNT, there’s always something fun going on.

We have a wide variety of minigames to offer, including: HUNGER GAMES ?: Buy fun kits and fight to death in amazing arenas. Exciting battles are easy to find, but danger is everywhere. Will you be the victor? – – – – PARKOUR ?: Play custom made parkour maps and unlock new packs of maps. The more you play, the more fun! Compete with others and jump sky high in our custom Parkour minigame. – – – – SKY WARS ?: Survive on your SkyBlock island, without forgetting that there are others nearby ready to hunt you down. It’s a race against the clock: who gets the win? Buy kits assist you and become worthy of your skyblock island!

On every minigame, you can earn coins. We have a global economy, meaning you can spend these coins on any minigame you’d like! You can win coins on Parkour and spend them in Hunger Games. It’s all up to you!

And we’ve just started. We’re constantly adding new things and new gamemodes and features are being coded behind the scenes as we speak. Join regularly to check what’s new!

mc.thenova.net

ChaoticPrison

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1907
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

ChaoticPrison Minecraft Server was founded in 2013 when the Prison gamemode was at its peak. With over 1,000,000 joins over the last 10 year, we are proud of the success we achieved all based around this community game. Now today, in 2022, we offer tons of features, while maintaining the heart of chaotic’s gameplay our players know and love.

Join our Community today! IP: chaoticprison.org

play.chaoticprison.org

Acid Mines

Creative, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3444
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Void Armor Forged:	30	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

The Acid Mines server was founded in February 2011. Hosted in Sydney, Australia.

24/7 Survival server.

http://youtu.be/ku1TPt8HDko https://youtu.be/o1OgLJUseZA

Skills and levelling system. Create your own protections. Trading Cards! Custom SkyBlock

mc.acidmines.com

Los Juegos del Hambre Oficiales (ESP)

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6965
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Villages Defended:	20
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

The Hunger Games

JuegosDelHambre.DeadPlayers.Es

Waffles Gaming

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9749
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Welcome everyone, Today is the day we open up our Pixelmon server that was under development thanks to the developers and all the hard working staff who put effort on making this possible, so today come and enjoy the Pixelmon Launch Please join our TS3 Server at WG.TS3DNS.COM. Remember, if you have any question or concern, visit us on teamspeak 3 as well as if you want instructions on how to install/Play. Enjoy your day!!

64.31.51.231

PilzBros

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2596
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3674	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

PilzBros

play.pilzbros.com:25643

Middlemonsters MoonQuest

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2698
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Players Killed by Monsters:	7792	Alien Abductions:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

This is a friendly but still competitive race to Space using the same modpack as the Yogscast.

216.172.101.147

jazziebots

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	934
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3265
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1

factions server in progress

198.143.140.229

FrangaCraft SLO/EN

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	167
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Towns Built:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Cool Minecraft server with lots of game types and minigames like Faction PvP, Creative plots, EnderGames, parkour, Hunger Games and a lot more to come!

mc.franga2000.com

8 Bit Minecraft

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	978
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Towns Built:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Astral Projections Made:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

The people at 8-Bit Minecraft are looking for new people to join their vanilla server. The server is ran by Graffmaster and has been up for around a year. Everything we do is completely vanilla. If you would like to join it is simple. Just fill out the form below and send it to [email protected]. The form lets us know what type of person you are and if you will fit in nicely. When you apply please make sure you put down and a skype name and make sure you are over 14 years old. In Game Name: Skype Name: Age: Why would you like to join 8-Bit Minecraft?: What was the last server you played on?: When did you get minecraft?: How many times a week do you play Minecraft?: Would you ever be interested in donating to better the server?:

172.245.31.104