Roastie Diagnostics: A Minecraft Server for Self-Diagnosing Roasties

America, assburgers, cultural influence, Diagnosis, Diagnostics, dumb, identitarian, imported trend, internet culture, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, roastie, roasties, seeking attention, SELF AWARENESS, self diagnosing, SelfDiagnosing, Server, societal pressure, Stereotypes, stigma, trend, validation

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4244
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Vanishing Items Found:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee a hilarious and absurdly entertaining experience! Are you tired of dealing with roasties from your country who are obsessed with self-diagnosing themselves with assburgers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no assburgers allowed” policy!

Not only will you be able to escape the madness of self-diagnosing roasties, but you’ll also have the chance to witness some of the most outrageous stories unfold before your very eyes. From creepers throwing wild parties to zombies starting a dance revolution, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us now and become part of a community that refuses to believe in imported trends from America. Instead, we embrace the chaos and absurdity that comes with playing on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s create some unforgettable memories together!

Insomniagames

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, OneBlock, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3078
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Website: https://binaryservers.enjin.com

minecraft.insomniagames.org

Horde RPG Zombie Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	321
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	25	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Potions Brewed:	44	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2751	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Horde is a Zombie Survival server like no other.

Fight hordes of the undead with your friends. That’s right, Horde is a totally team-based zombie survival game. Strategize, coordinate and fight together with your friends or with the hundreds of players on the server to survive! Rank up, get better gear, and become a master zombie slayer!

Fight zombies in beautifully created post-apocalyptic structures, graveyards, mystical skylands, and even in space!

Horde is a totally unique zombie survival server that focuses on providing fun and re-playable zombie-hacking action. Survive as long as you can, scavenge for supplies, upgrade your gear, and gather XP, all on one of several carefully balanced survival maps. Level up, unlock new classes and kill enough zombies to get on the leaderboards and win events!

ZombieHorde.net

InfiniteMC Factions Raiding 1.7.2

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8473
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Emeralds Found:	7466

☆Your journey begins here☆

Welcome all Hardcore players! InfiniteMC is the server for you. We are a hardcore pvp/raid/greif server. Always 24/7, Lag free, and 60 slots.

★Features★

✔Teams ✔CombatTag [Prevents players from combat logging]

✔Shops

mc.infinityraids.net

McGroove Hunger Games

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	823
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	48

Welcome to McGrooveHG! We are a Branch of the SemiVanilla server McGroove! We are a New Hunger Games server (but experienced server owners) and are rapidly expanding our HG server! We currently have 6 Different arena builds to play on, all of which are Awesome. Battle on the Broken ruins of a town to the Lord of the Rings town Minas Tirith!

We are currently running 1.6.2 and are up to date on all of our plugins. No lag! Who wants to play with lag, anyway? 75 Slots! (and expanding as soon as it nears being full)

Lots of awesome stuff, come check us out! the IP is Hg.McGroove.net:25565

Hg.McGroove.net

DexlFactions

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1321
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2

Join Right Now!!!!! 24/7 198.154.112.167:25566 It got factions

198.154.112.167

touchedcraft

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9269
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	362
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3880
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30

♦ Infected ♦ MobArena ♦ 1vs1 ♦ TDM ♦ Course ♦ TheWalls ♦ Creative ♦ Mini-Games ♦ Ranks ♦ TeamSpeak3 ♦ ts.touchedcraft.fr ♦

play.touchedcraft.fr

CrimsonSkylands

Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8342
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Void Gems Collected:	24
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
New Chunks Explored:	927219	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Looking for a server that is so unique, it is like no other? Build your very own airship and explore the vast skylands, alone or with friends. Build your reputation with a big ship and strike fear into your enemies. Team up with friends or join a powerful faction. Be a fearless rogue, lurking in the depths of the void, Or a majestic and powerful faction leader. Fight in intense battles for control over floating islands and ships. The skylands is out there… waiting for you to leave your mark. Fully custom airships, that you build entirely Factions Economy Experienced staff team Zero-tolerance for hacked clients

mc.crimsonskylands.com

GCW Survival Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8971
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

A small friendly server all about survival. Very friendly people and friends. Have multiple mini games including King of the Ladder, PVP arena and a Parkour Park, plus much more. Come on by if you are looking for a small minecraft server to call home.

gamechatworld.co

InsaneMc

Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8935
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Website: InsaneMc.com Ip: Play.Insane-Mc.com

[Cracked server] Open 24h

Play.Insane-Mc.com

Havoc PvP =Factions= =Buk

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5902
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Votes:	6642	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Havoc PvP where legends our born! Join now to become the best, fight with friends or fight alone factions allows you to take on other players in epic ways! Raid other players then blow there place to pieces! ‘One of the best pvp servers I have ever played’ -Notch Sharpen your swords and tighten your bows and join now!

384501.mc.mpgs.co

ViperSplit

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5565
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	441	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11

Hey guys join this server please

108.170.3.178

CraftPimp

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skywars

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2884
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26

Brand new COD and Mini-Games servers!! 7/31/2014 UPDATE: Factions, Skyblock and Creative have all been reset! 5/5/2014 UPDATE: DWARVES VS ZOMBIES ADDED 2-7-2014 UPDATE: SKYBLOCK SERVER ADDED 1-18-2014 UPDATE: KIT PVP SERVER ADDED 1-1-2014 UPDATE: BRAND NEW MAP 12/5/2013 GUNS ADDED 11/19/2013! We also have the #1 SkyWars server in the world with more than 100 maps! We have Creative with 100X 100 plots, disguises, pets, marriage, chairs!

mc.craftpimp.com

Realm Adventures

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3688
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	197
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Dragons Tamed:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

3 survival worlds redstone creative world creative world skyblock and more testing right now but with some help this server can improve alot

hosted by McUsername Sissubaby posted by head admin Paintsplatters

admins will be on to promote at 10-noon central time monday

lowlifedivision.net

MCServer

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2304
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	358
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

A amazing Hunger Games server that has been around for a while now! A lot of players as well! 24/7

mc.mine.nu

VirtualCraft

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7853
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4341	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

A Fun Minecraft Server With Great Staff And Fun MiniGames And Pvp!

198.24.165.234:30097