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Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 107/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
Towns Built: 6 Villages Defended: 8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 5492
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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