Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where anything can happen, like Larry Evans getting shot by a skeleton because he stole all the diamonds! And don’t even get us started on his granddaughter, who e-whores online while riding a pig through the Nether. Trust us, you’ve never seen a server like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and rest in piss, Larry Evans!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 105/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Titanic Battles Fought: 26
Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Towns Built: 6
Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Emeralds Found: 9731
Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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