OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIT AF! WE GOT MOLOVAN POLICE TRAINING PEEPS TO STAGE RIOTS AND UNREST IN RUSSIA, BUT INSTEAD, THEY DECIDED TO MAKE A MINECRAFT SERVER!

JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC RIOTS AND CHAOS, BUT LIKE, IN A FUN WAY! BUILD YOUR OWN RIOT GEAR AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE COPS (JK, THERE’S NO ZOMBIE COPS, JUST REGULAR ZOMBIES)!

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, BUT SHHH, DON’T TELL ANYONE!

SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S CAUSE SOME DIGITAL MAYHEM TOGETHER! #RIOTCRAFTFOREVER #LOLZYTOWN

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 108/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34
Demon Skulls Collected: 25 Secret Passages Found: 6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Potions Brewed: 72 Animals Bred: 67
Evil Twin Fights: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking cow who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power. But be warned, the potato is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious spud.

    Once you’ve conquered the chicken ninjas, you can join our weekly llama racing tournaments where the stakes are high and the llamas are even higher. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can venture into the depths of our custom-built dungeon filled with traps, puzzles, and a surprise appearance by a friendly dragon who just wants to play a game of chess.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Farms Harvested: 961
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Villages Defended: 16
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Vanishing Structures Built: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Frozen Dictator Minecraft SMP

    Frozen Dictator Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than Hitler eating ice cream? Look no further! Our server is filled with wild adventures, crazy builds, and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning reality. Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the Macarena, and villagers starting a rebellion against the players. Trust us, you won’t find a server more absurd and entertaining than this one! So come on, join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 43 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • LoveCraft SMP

    LoveCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old relationships and intimacy in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we bring back the ancient art of wooing your crush with diamonds and building heart-shaped houses together! Forget about boring date nights, on our server, you’ll be battling mobs together, going on epic adventures, and even having romantic picnics on mountain peaks.

    Join us if you want to experience love in a whole new way in Minecraft. Who needs flowers and chocolates when you can give your partner a rare enchanted sword or a pet creeper? Love is in the air on our server, so come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Herobrine Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • MineCrafty2024

    MineCrafty2024
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventure of your life! In 2024, players have reported finding diamond blocks raining from the sky, pigs riding on top of creepers, and even witnessing a battle between a giant chicken and a zombie horde. Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legendary hero in this wacky and wild world. So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and see what crazy shenanigans await you in 2024!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Animals Bred: 93 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 38
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Potions Brewed: 125

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • NATOcraft: Biden’s Invite

    NATOcraft: Biden’s Invite
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukranian diplomats begging for nato invites before biden goes bye bye! like wtf mate, who knew minecraft had such high stakes political drama?! join now to witness the chaos unfold and maybe even score yourself a nato invite while you’re at it! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Falling into the Void: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Endless Night Skies: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Oblivious to the Minigames

    Oblivious to the Minigames

    Oblivion Minecraft Server Overview:

    Game Mode New game mode focused on team play, pvp, and strategy
    Features – Gather resources as a team
    – Fight unique neutral objectives
    – Destroy enemy’s monuments
    Discord Join the discord

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided in the discord server.
    Is there a specific team size for this game mode? Teams can vary in size, but it is recommended to play with a group of friends for better coordination.
    What happens if our team loses all our resources? If your team loses all resources, you can work together to gather more and make a comeback.
    Can I play solo or do I need a team? While you can play solo, the game mode is designed for team play, so having a team is recommended for better gameplay experience.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Potions Brewed: 194 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Join My Minecraft Server: Add Me On Disc

    Join My Minecraft Server: Add Me On Disc
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end as you navigate through our wacky world.

    But that’s not all – we have epic events like llama races, chicken jousting tournaments, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really good french fry).

    So what are you waiting for? Add me on disc and let’s share the laughter, the chaos, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 6
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 67
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • “Why is it so common for white men to have Asian wives?” Minecraft SMP

    “Why is it so common for white men to have Asian wives?” Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is the craziest blocky adventure you’ll ever experience!

    Join us for the chance to build your dream base, mine for diamonds like a pro, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles. But that’s not all – we’ve got insane stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

    Ever heard of a player who tamed a herd of zombie pigs and rode them into battle against a horde of skeletons? Or how about the legend of the player who built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt blocks? Trust us, our server is full of surprises that will keep you coming back for more.

    So why wait? Join us now and see why our Minecraft SMP is the talk of the blocky world. Just remember, when you’re here, anything is possible – even if it involves riding a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on your head.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 162
    Crops Grown: 9875 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CreeperChristmasTripNope

    CreeperChristmasTripNope
    Are you tired of family drama and being overshadowed by your cousin’s pregnancy? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a drama-free holiday season! Instead of dealing with passive-aggressive smirks and nursery set-ups, spend your Christmas building epic structures and battling creepers with us.

    We promise there will be no family members laughing at your life choices or rubbing their pregnancies in your face. Plus, our server is filled with friendly players who will support you and cheer you on as you conquer the virtual world.

    So why spend Christmas with annoying relatives when you can spend it with us, where the only drama is deciding which block to use for your next build? Join now and leave the family drama behind!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 809 Epic Quests Completed: 19
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Chimeras Created: 2
    Potions Brewed: 142 Cursed Amulets Found: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • NerdAlertMC SMP

    NerdAlertMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just build boring old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where players compete in epic nerdy challenges like building a life-size replica of the Death Star or reenacting the Battle of Helm’s Deep with TNT cannons!

    We’ve got players who take their nerdiness to the next level, like one guy who built a functioning redstone computer that can play Minecraft within Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on the player who recreated the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy in pixel art form.

    So if you’re ready to embrace your inner nerd and join a community of like-minded Minecraft players who take their creativity to the extreme, then come join us on our wild and wacky SMP. Who knows, you might just witness the nerdiest thing you’ve ever seen IRL!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Runes Activated: 7 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Mythical Quests Completed: 23 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • CraftyLifeQuest

    CraftyLifeQuest
    Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the vast world of Minecraft, unsure of your purpose? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and let your imagination run wild as you embark on epic quests to discover your true calling.

    On our server, you’ll encounter talking cows, dancing creepers, and even a secret society of chickens plotting to take over the world. But fear not, brave adventurer, for you have the power to stop them with your mighty pickaxe and enchanted armor.

    Not convinced yet? How about this – rumor has it that buried deep within the mines of our server lies a treasure so valuable that it could buy you a real-life mansion made entirely of diamond blocks. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you meet our resident llama who can recite Shakespearean sonnets on command.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the wacky adventures begin! Who knows, you might just find your true calling in life after all – whether it’s becoming a master builder, a fearless warrior, or the ultimate chicken whisperer. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Runes Activated: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Emeralds Found: 5161 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Farms Harvested: 460 Epic Shields Constructed: 17
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • CraftyXi_USbffs

    CraftyXi_USbffs
    so like, this server is like, the coolest place ever man. we got dragons flying around and unicorns prancing through the meadows. you can build a house out of candy canes and ride a rainbow to the end of the world.

    we got Xi from China chilling with us, ready to be your partner and friend. he’s got all the insider info on how to dominate the game and conquer all the land.

    join us for epic battles against evil mobs and crazy adventures in the nether. we even have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons.

    come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • MurkCraft: Where leveling up in Minecraft is like a competitive sport, with mythical pets and chill neighbors!

    MurkCraft: Where leveling up in Minecraft is like a competitive sport, with mythical pets and chill neighbors!

    MurkCraft Minecraft Server

    IP play.murkpvp.com
    Discord https://discord.gg/qSMVqSVj

    ✨ What We Offer:

    • 🗺️ Two Worlds, One Server: Start your adventure in our vanilla survival world, or dive into our RPG world.
    • 🧙 RPG Classes & Skills: Choose your class, unlock new abilities, and upgrade your skills.
    • 💰 Unique Economy: Multiple currencies and ways to earn through jobs.
    • 🐾 Pets, Mounts, & Custom Gear: Collect pets, mounts, and custom gear.
    • ⚔️ Mob Arenas & Dungeons: Challenge yourself with tough mobs and rewarding loot.
    • 🛠️ Crafting Stations & Vendors: Create powerful gear and unique equipment.
    • 📜 Interactive Board & Tutorials: Helpful resources to understand the server.

    Join us on MurkCraft for a chill, immersive Minecraft experience designed for adult players.

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    Is the server adult-only? Yes, MurkCraft is a private server for adult players.
    Are there opportunities to become staff? Yes, we are looking for staff and creative minds to join our team.
    How can I earn currency on the server? You can earn currency through jobs, quests, and other in-game activities.
    Can I bring my own pets and mounts? Yes, you can collect pets and mounts to accompany you on your adventures.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24 Alien Abductions: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Crafty Malaysian Adventures Minecraft Server

    Crafty Malaysian Adventures Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore a virtual world that’s even more exciting than Malaysia! Why settle for the real deal when you can join us and experience the thrill of dodging creepers in the jungle, building your own towering skyscrapers, and battling dragons in the Nether?

    Join us and you’ll never have to worry about getting lost in a Malaysian rainforest – unless, of course, you want to! Our server is full of hidden treasures and secret passages just waiting to be discovered. And forget about dealing with pesky mosquitoes and humidity – here, the only thing you’ll be sweating over is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next.

    So why waste your time exploring the real Malaysia when you can join our Minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Trust us, once you’ve experienced the thrill of building a giant statue of a durian fruit, you’ll never look back!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6957 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    New Chunks Explored: 167067 Haunted Chests Opened: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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