CraftyStarlinkGovDeal

Agreement, collaboration, Communication, connectivity, controversy, CraftyStarlinkGovDeal, Deal, elon musk, innovation, internet, Musk, Négotiation, Ontario government, Partnership, reinstated, rip up, Satellite, Space, starlink, Technology, threat

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7213
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

so like, u know that musk dude? ya, he made a deal with the ontario government for his starlink thingy but then was like nah imma rip it up. but then, get this, HOURS LATER he was like jk jk let’s do this! so like, if u wanna be part of this crazy rollercoaster ride, join our server cuz we got all the drama and excitement u need in ur minecraft life. plus, who knows, maybe musk will pop in and say hi while u building ur epic castle or whatever. join now for a wild time, fam!

Sneezy Surgeon’s Minecraft Mayhem

accident, death, health, Healthcare, Hospital, malpractice, MAYHEM, medical error, medical negligence, medical procedure, Minecraft, mortality, operating room, patient safety, Procedure, Risk, sneeze, Sneezy, Surgeon, Surgeons, surgery, surgical complications, Tragedy, tragic

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9767
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Love Letters Sent:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, dis server is so lit dat even da creepers be shakin in der boots. we got dragons flyin around like dey own da place and zombies doin da cha cha slide.

if u join dis server, u might even find a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds and emeralds. but be careful, cuz dere’s a rumor dat a ghost haunts da server and he’s always tryna steal yo loot.

oh, and did i mention dat da pigs can talk on dis server? yea, dey got some juicy gossip about da villagers and dey ain’t afraid to spill da tea.

so come join us on dis wild ride of a server, where anything can happen and u never know what crazy adventure awaits. just watch out for dat sneezing surgeon, u never know what might happen.

ZenithMC Network

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Medieval, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Whitelisted

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3618
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Crops Grown:	9066
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Towns Built:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	New Chunks Explored:	198257
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Enchantments Applied:	132	Epic Battles Fought:	20

What are you waiting for? Start your journey today!

zenithmc.fun

Starcrunch Network

Ability, Arrows, Cards, COOLDOWN, Discord, Duel, Entities, Events, exclusive, gamemode, health boost, Loser, Minigames, Network, Players, Points, PvP, Regenerate, Starcrunch, Survival, tiktok, Tnt, winner

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4495
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Magic Items Found:	4180
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features	Survival, Events, Shuffled PvP Minigame
Shuffled PvP Minigame Description	1v1 PvP duel gamemode where players pick cards with various effects to duel each other, first to 5 points wins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Shuffled PvP?	Shuffled is a 1v1 PvP duel gamemode where players pick cards with unique effects to use in battles.
How do you win in Shuffled?	The first player to reach 5 points by winning duels with their chosen cards wins the game.
Can I join the server?	Yes, you can join the server and participate in survival, events, and the Shuffled PvP minigame.
Is there a Discord server?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/TwxqYKYQAK

Eternal Love Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, comedy, Cultural differences, deity marriage, ETERNAL, FANTASY, intercultural marriage, Japanese folklore, love, Marriage, Marriage dynamics, Marriage humor, Marriage Struggles, mc, mythical creature, Realm, relationships, romantic comedy, romcom, Saneka, Supernatural, tanuki deity, traditional beliefs

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1724
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Zombie Dances:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like marrying a tanuki deity but in pixel form! Imagine building a house with your tanuki bae and going on crazy adventures together.

You’ll be mining diamonds and fighting creepers with your tanuki partner by your side, it’s like a romcom but with blocks and mobs.

Join now for a love story that’s more epic than any soap opera, plus who wouldn’t want a tanuki as their Minecraft spouse? It’s like a dream come true, but in a virtual world where anything is possible.

WifelessWeekend Minecraft Server

best friends, Boundaries, Communication, couples, Decision making, dynamic, exclusion, feelings, friendship, group dynamics, guys weekend, Minecraft, mutual friends, Priorities, quality time, relationships, Respect, Server, social life, Understanding, weekend plans, WifelessWeekend

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	921
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Potions Brewed:	195
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Runes Activated:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without any pesky girlfriends trying to crash your guys weekend!

We understand the importance of bro time, which is why we offer a safe space for you and your buddies to hang out, BBQ, drink beer, and game without any interruptions. No need to worry about hurt feelings or exclusions here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate guys weekend every day of the week! Who needs real friends when you have virtual ones who will never cancel on you for a book club meeting? Let’s game on, bros!

GrampsCraft: Sorry, Busy Mining!

birthday celebration, birthday dinner, busy, Communication, conflicting schedules, family, family conflicts, family drama, family dynamics, Family Events, family expectations, family gathering, family loyalty, family relationships, family responsibilities, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, generational differences, GrampsCraft, Grandfather, Mining, Overseas

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6892
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Potions Brewed:	63	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Star Shards Collected:	234

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate grandpa’s 80th birthday every day! 🎉

Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama, family feuds, and last-minute party cancellations! Will you be the one to save the birthday celebration from being ruined by angry uncles and silent group chats?

Build your own birthday dinner table, invite your virtual family members, and make sure to keep the party going even when others try to rain on your parade. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all in Minecraft?!

So come on over and join us for a grandpa-approved birthday bash that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your own family dynamics. Don’t miss out on the fun – because on this server, every day is a party! 🥳🎂🎈

Scroll2SMP: Reddit Rescue

browsing, Button, convenience, Enhancement, Feature, Feedback, FUNCTIONALITY, idea.., Improvement, navigation, Platform, reddit, rescue, scroll, Scroll2SMP, social media, suggestion, suggestion box, Technology, usability, user experience

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7829
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ores Mined:	9982	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Void Gems Collected:	21	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally insane! We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground base where we keep all our diamond blocks. And get this, every time you accidentally scroll to the top of the chat, there’s a magical button that teleports you back to where you were! It’s like, the best thing ever, trust me. Plus, we have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our wacky, wild, and totally random world!

TaxCraft: Elon’s Direct Savings

direct, Direct File, elon musk, Elons, financial decisions, H&R Block, IRS, MONEY, online filing, savings, tax credits, tax deductions, tax filing assistance, tax planning, tax preparation, tax refunds, tax returns, Tax season, tax software, tax tips, TaxCraft, TurboTax

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	337
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Love Letters Sent:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dimension Hops:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more twists and turns than Elon Musk’s tax returns! Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises and adventures that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Our server is so innovative that even Elon Musk himself couldn’t handle the level of creativity we bring to the table. We’ve got more hidden treasures than a secret offshore bank account and more surprises than a tax audit.

Forget about TurboTax and HR Block, on our server, we’ll help you save money in ways you never thought possible. Just like Elon ditched Direct File for his tax returns, you’ll want to ditch your old Minecraft server and join us for a truly out-of-this-world experience.

So come on down and join us for a tax-free adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning the very fabric of reality. Who needs Elon Musk when you’ve got our Minecraft server?

GraffitiCraft: Shocking Builds

anti-semitism, Automotive Industry, Builds, criminal behavior, criminal damage, defacement, electric cars, Graffiti, GraffitiCraft, hate crime, hate symbols, luxury vehicles, Netherlands, Police investigation, racial discrimination, security footage, Shocking.., SHOWROOM, Spray Paint, swastikas, tesla, The Hague, Vandalism

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5047
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4807	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Dimension Hops:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Crops Grown:	6317
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

haha u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got a tesla showroom in The Hague but instead of cars we got PIGS running around with swastikas painted on their backs lmao. like wtf who comes up with this stuff? join us for a wild ride of chaos and madness, where anything can happen and everything is possible. come on, you know you wanna be a part of this insanity. let’s goooooooo! 🐷🤪🚗💥

Pee Stream River Dolphins

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal habits, animal research, animal studies, aquatic animals, biology, dolphin behavior, dolphins, Environmental Science, Marine Biology, marine mammals, natural world, Pee, pee streams, river, river dolphins, social behavior, strange behaviors, Stream, urine spraying, water mammals, wildlife, zoology

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1060
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server where river dolphins launch pee streams into the air! Like, who even knew river dolphins could do that, right? It’s like a golden shower but with dolphins, bro!

We don’t know why they do it, but it’s gotta be for some kind of social function, right? Maybe they’re marking their territory or trying to impress the ladies, who knows? All we know is it’s lit AF and you gotta see it to believe it!

So, if you wanna witness the most epic pee streams in Minecraft history, come join us! Plus, our server has all the usual stuff like epic builds, mini-games, and a community that’s as wild as those dolphin pee streams. Don’t miss out, join now and experience the madness for yourself!

OpAnarchy Prison

Community, Economy, Encourage, Enjoyable, Enjoyable Experience, Friendly staff, Fun, Helpful, Helpful Staff, host, inquire, Lag-free, new players, Opanarchy, Prison, prison server, respectful, Server, Skyblock, Spawn, try out

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6793
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	248	Star Shards Collected:	279
Potions Brewed:	147	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

OPAnarchy is one of the best prison servers. Our server is lag-free, with a great server host. We respect everyone and our staff are friendly and helpful, and will help you with any inquire you have. If youve never played a prison server before and dont have a clue what to do, we have that already setup just for you new players, that we encourage greatly to try out, as it is very fun and enjoyable. If you take your second right from when you spawn, it will tell you what a prison server is, and what to do. We encourage everyone to come try it out, and we hope to see you with us very soon.

play.opanarchy.net:25659

Torrent Network

Arenas, Custom Armor, Duels, Exports, Factions, Fishing system, Gem economy, Guild system, Honor system, Imports, king of the hill, legendary armor, Movecraft, Multiple Currencies, Network, passion updates., player reporting, Player Shops, Politics, Raids, Stealing Allowed, Tools, torrent

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1107
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6322
Gods Slained:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1091	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Welcome to the Torrent Network!

IP	torrentsmp.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/torrent
Versions

Join us, in an epic adventure, on the legendary Torrent Network. Experience unique and immersive storylines including quests, events, and in-game lore on our epic servers. We currently have a fully developed survival and creative server, with the most unique Lifesteal SMP you’ve ever seen.

Features:

Survival:

– An awesome tight-knit community and a real survival experience

– Movecraft (moving vehicles) with custom classes

– Quests with custom storylines and lore including boss fights!

– Fully integrated economy system with player shops

– Custom armor and tools

– Anti-grief systems and world districts to explore

SkyFactions (Launches June):

– Skyblock; with some twists

– The ability to raid other islands!

– Join or create a faction to play with! Get your own faction island. Politics, imports and exports, faction raids, and more

– Gem economy with many epic custom items and lore

Lifesteal:

– Quests & jobs

– Epic PvP with teams/clans

– Custom modeled/textured legendary armor and tools

– King of the Hill

– Multiple currencies and sources of income with an integrated economy system

– Custom honor/reputation system with player reporting. Guild system is planned!

– Duels & Arenas

– Custom fishing system

– Griefing and stealing allowed!

Come to Torrent Network, your new home server! This server has everything you need and is constantly being updated with passion. Hope to see you there at torrentsmp.com

Crystal Kingdom Quests 1.20.6

1.20.6, crystal, gender, Identity, Individuality, Kingdom, Personal, Pronouns, Quests, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-affirmation, self-assertion, self-definition, self-empowerment, self-exploration, Self-expression, self-identification, self-realization, self-validation

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3010
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	399

Join this Minecraft server if you want to experience a wild ride through a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination.

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, so get ready to explore new dimensions, battle epic bosses, and build the craziest structures you can think of.

And don’t even get me started on the community – we’ve got players from all over the world, each with their own unique playstyle and sense of humor.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as it is fun, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just make sure to bring your sense of adventure and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

EatCraft Server – Minecraft Server

Acid Reflux, Cancer, chemotherapy, doctor’s orders, EatCraft, fast food, healing, health, Healthy Eating, Junk Food, Minecraft, movies, Nausea, nutrition, obesity, Ovary, REST, Server, Soda, surgery, tumor, Worried

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1890
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Towns Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the healing power of virtual blocks! Join us and build your way to health and happiness, just like my daughter f21 is building her way through BEP chemo.

On our server, you can feast on virtual spaghetti pizza and coke while preparing for intense battles against nausea and acid reflux mobs. Who needs healthy food when you have unlimited virtual takeout options?

Forget about resting, we encourage our players to go out to the virtual movies and explore the virtual world while they should be healing. It’s all about living life to the fullest, even if it’s in a blocky pixelated world.

Join us now and show my daughter that taking health seriously is overrated! Let’s build, battle, and conquer together on our outrageous Minecraft server.

New Minecraft Servers 2025

Right Wing Rulers – Minority Menace