Reyal Madree’s Crazy Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – Los Cheating Negros! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is actually a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs every hour. Don’t ask how it works, just come and collect your riches!

2. We have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party. Join them for a wild night of dancing and explosions.

3. Our admin team consists of a group of highly trained monkeys who will do anything for a banana. They may not always make the best decisions, but they sure know how to keep things interesting.

4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere in the world that contains the rarest item in the game – a block of cheese. Yes, you read that right. Who wouldn’t want a block of cheese in Minecraft?

5. The PvP arena on our server is actually a giant trampoline where players battle it out by bouncing around and trying to knock each other off. It’s like a game of Minecraft meets American Gladiator.

So what are you waiting for? Join Los Cheating Negros today and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Magic Items Found:	3280

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

camellot

Vanilla, Whitelist

Camellot CommunityWelcome to Camellot, a community with a nice team. Our server runs on version 1.20.1 and uses a minimum of plugins that do not affect the game too much. We are among the so-called Semi-Vanilla servers.What we offerBoth original and non-original Minecraft players can join. We offer you an active admin and moderator team, hourly and local backups using the CoreProtect plugin.Peace and relaxation playingWe are able to track down, punish and restore all damages to their original state, from the destruction of blocks, the theft of chests to the slaughtered animals. All this with a guarantee of two months from the expiry of the grief.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	479	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

LU7 Creative

Creative, Parkour

Join LU7 Creative – Your Dream Minecraft Server!Why join LU7 Creative?> Unleash Your Creativity: No more pay-to-win nonsense! Build and create without limits on our unique, custom-made server!> Endless Plots: Start with a MASSIVE 300×300 plot, and when it’s full of wonders, get another one! No limit to your creativity! > Mind-Blowing WorldEdit: Enjoy (almost…) unrestricted access to WorldEdit commands with a generous 100,000 block change limit! > Everything’s FREE: No stores, no paywalls! All players have access to EVERYTHING without spending a cent!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Dragon Scales Harvested:	323
Villages Defended:	19	Runes Activated:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

ValhallaMC

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Zombie Dances:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Farms Harvested:	910
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

The Nest SMP

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Looking for a welcoming oasis in the vast Minecraft universe? Look no further!Join The Nest SMP today and experience Minecraft at its finest—an inclusive and vibrant community that celebrates diversity and offers endless possibilities for every player.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9597	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Franks PokePark

Economy, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Frank’s PokéPark, a Cobblemon SMP. We offer custom ranks, exciting weekly tournaments, a friendly community, and much more. Our pride lies in involving our community in every aspect of the game and beyond, ensuring that you have a memorable experience. We are proud to be a free-to-play server that never compromises on fairness by adopting a pay-to-win model. Come join us at Frank’s PokéPark, where your opinion matters and your enjoyment is our top priority.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Lotus Network

Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Lotus Minecraft. Lotus is a gaming community where everyone can join and play games with each other and make new friends. Chat with them, play games together and much more. Lotus Minecraft server is hosted for everyone to have fun together in Minecraft. This community is an Indian community but other countries are always welcome too.About Lotus Minecraft Server Lotus Minecraft server is a survival server with lots of custom features. We got SlimeFun, mcMMO, Custom Enchants and many more custom fun features which will enhance your survival multiplayer experience. We got different Game Modes like, Bedwars, minigames, skyblock etc. More features, coming soon.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

ApexPvP

Factions, PvP, Raiding

ApexPvP is a 1.20 Network with Factions, Cannon Testing and much more to come! We have tons of custom features, events and more to provide you with a unique experience where you can compete and have fun!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Runes Activated:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	23

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PumpkinSMP

Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The PumpkinSMP community is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support.PumpkinSMP is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe.Servers are on 1.17.1 through 1.19+– Experience the true feel of an SMP!– play.pumpkinsmp.eu.orgBedrock: IP: play.pumpkinsmp.eu.org Port: 25577

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Emeralds Found:	784
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

WildWood SMP

Earth, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

WildWood SMP is a brand new SMP-based server! We plan on becoming a one-stop network for all and any SMP gameplay desires! Here’s what we’ve got so far:• Lifesteal SMP – Build your base, kill players and collect their hearts! But don’t run out of hearts, or you’ll be punished!• Earth SMP (COMING SOON) – Survival Minecraft but with a map that mirrors planet Earth!• SMP (COMING SOON) – Easy, Simple, and relaxing Minecraft SMP!We allow both Java and Bedrock players to join! IP: wildwoodsmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Farms Harvested:	336	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Void Gems Collected:	19	Potions Brewed:	81
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

unGODLY SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

As part of the unGODLY series, this server is similar to its previous counterpart in that its primary focus is giving power to the players while still allowing for a significant degree of challenge and difficulty. Hostile mobs are much stronger and faster, but players are given better tools, abilities, and opportunities in order to properly combat them.This server has many plugins – far too many to name – and so there is most certainly something for everyone.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Legend of the Wild

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

We are a new survival server with economy, jobs, mcmmo and more. Check us out! We use grief prevention/claims plugin to keep your builds safe!. We aim to provide quality of life updates as well as make the game more involved and fun: More /Jobs! More Fish! More Enchants! More Crafting! More Potions! Custom Loot! More Tags! More Crates! Custom Monsters! Custom Bosses! Custom World Generation (The Wild) More ways to earn rewards in game than ever before! We are currently OPEN to new users. Thanks for stopping by to check us out!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Void Armor Forged:	26	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Ozryn Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

OzrynSMP is a semi-vanilla SMP. We are running several plugins designed to make your Minecraft experience just a bit better! We are now offering the choice of either 1.8 or 1.9 Combat Mechanics! Our plugins include, but are not limited to, Grief Prevention, TreeGravity, SilkSpawners and Player Warps. We have a ready made XP farm for players to use upon joining too. One of our best features is our different reward crates. The keys can be earned through voting or purchased on our store (shop.ozrynmc.net). We are currently a small but very close server and we would love to have some new friends join us!SERVER IP: play.ozryn.com Sever Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19137 Server Port [Java]: 25714

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

AetherConquest

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Aether Conquest is a server based on a custom gamemode with custom-coded features; the closest category being a “box server”. However, unlike box servers, we offer tons of extra content, such as a level system, custom crafting system, boss spawns, unique and dynamic PvP systems, and more! We plan to keep updating Xanatos with more exclusive features as time goes on!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mines Excavated:	3346

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Hemisphere Survival

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server with QOL/Performance Datapacks and Mods, including Simple Voice Chat. Friendly Community for anyone who loves Minecraft as much as we do. No plots or protection size limits. Creativity is always encouraged.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Divine Spears Created:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	354
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

AusGG

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

AusGG is an Australian Minecraft Network which features variety of different game modes.The current servers are: AussieSMP – A whitelisted application survival server with features to improve quality of life for players such as claims, shops and basic teleports. Aussie Creative – A whitelisted creative server for players to build on.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2614	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.