RevSMP: Where geeks survive, claim land, explore dungeons, and pretend they don’t need a whitelist.

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RevSMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

Features:	Custom plugins, custom enchants, balanced economy system, custom world generation
Special Events:	Ongoing events and custom crates
How to Join:	Simply enter the IP: revsmp.shockbyte.pro in your Minecraft client

FAQ:

Question:	Answer:
How do I join the server?	Simply enter the IP: revsmp.shockbyte.pro in your Minecraft client
Are there custom plugins on the server?	Yes, we have custom plugins to enhance the gameplay experience
Can I build my own town with friends?	Yes, you can build your own town alone or with friends on our server
Is everything on RevSMP earnable?	Yes, everything on RevSMP can be grinded for and earned

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Pixelated Puns: Land of Llamas

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite of Japan – a total shithole! But don’t worry, that just means there are endless opportunities for chaos and hilarity.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through poop-filled landscapes, battle giant turds, and build your very own toilet castle. Who needs cherry blossoms when you can have exploding diarrhea trees? And forget about sushi, on our server, we feast on poop cakes and pee soup.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with crazy characters who will keep you laughing for hours. From the poop-obsessed wizard to the farting unicorn, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knew a shithole could be so much fun?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Gawr Gura’s Fishy Fun Land

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us if you want to witness the epic saga of a player who declared their diamond pickaxe as their baby and carries it everywhere they go. Yes, you heard that right – they even tuck it into bed at night!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of chickens who have formed their own secret society and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod. Talk about skills! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Blocky Booty Busters: No Pussies Allowed!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all the sensitive stick wielders out there! Are you a weeby eternal virgin who can’t score in real life? Are you a pussyfree loser who prefers the company of pixels over people? Do you have girly moans that would make even the toughest warrior blush? Well, look no further, because this server is for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with estrogen-fueled adventures, conditioned goons, and a whole lot of hand-fucking action. Who needs real women when you have a Minecraft server to keep you company? Our resources are endless, from our booru full of sensitive material to our QotT that will have you on the edge hard in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your sensitive stick guide you to glory on our outrageous Minecraft server! Who needs pussy when you have pixels, am I right?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Villages Defended:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Satanic Sisters Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where women are literally satanic…ly good at building amazing structures! Join us for a chance to witness the devilishly talented female players create jaw-dropping builds that will leave you questioning your own building skills. Who knew that Satan was a master architect?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Diamond Divas” – a group of fierce female players who dominate in PvP battles. Rumor has it that they sold their souls to the devil for unbeatable PvP skills. Will you dare to challenge them?

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair where the witches of the server brew potions that give you superhuman abilities. Just be careful not to anger them, or you might find yourself turned into a frog!

So come join us on this wild and wicked Minecraft adventure, where women are not just players, they’re satanic superstars!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

LOLcraft: The Adventures of TRANIME

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where everything is made out of anime characters. That’s right, you can mine for waifus and build with your favorite anime heroes. Want to fight a giant Pikachu boss? Done. Want to ride on a flying Totoro? No problem. Join us on our server and experience the ultimate anime adventure! Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden Senpai Shrine, you’ll be granted three wishes by the anime gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner otaku run wild!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

RichCraft: Where Even the Creepers Have Mansions

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Are you tired of living in a dirt hut while your neighbors flaunt their multi-million dollar stone mansions? Look no further, because on our server, you can become a part of the elite 5,000,000 $ stone home club!

Join us and embark on a quest to gather rare materials, slay dragons, and make deals with villagers to amass your fortune. Once you’ve built your dream mansion, you’ll never have to worry about leaving the outside lights on again – because who needs sleep when you’re living in luxury?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to becoming the envy of all your Minecraft neighbors!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Star Shards Collected:	62
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	294	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Crafty Yanks Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with adorable Americans who will greet you with hugs and cookies! That’s right, Americans are cute and they’re waiting for you to join their pixelated world of fun and friendship. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s have a blast together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

VoiceCraft: Where We Only Speak in Minecraft Once

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Once you join, get ready to be bombarded with greetings in every language known to man. You’ll be proposed to by random players wanting you to marry their sisters, because why not? And don’t even think about trying to talk about the game, because small talk is the only talk allowed here.

But wait, there’s more! Join our voice chat once and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of “Hallooo, bratan!” in perfect harmony. Who needs game strategy when you can have awkward conversations with strangers instead? So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring a sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Mines Excavated:	2608

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Blockhead Banter

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Are you tired of boring old Europe in Minecraft? Come join our server where we’ve taken historical accuracy and thrown it out the window! Instead of crusades and genocide, we have dog-pigs running around causing chaos and totalitarian assholes peacefully sitting down for tea parties in Russia. It’s a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity that you won’t find anywhere else. Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Ores Mined:	765	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PizzaSliceTales Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a slice of pizza that tells the most epic bedtime stories you’ve ever heard! Imagine building a castle while being serenaded by a pizza slice playing the accordion. Or going on a quest to find the legendary cheese of destiny, guided by a wise old slice of pepperoni. Join us and experience the craziest, most delicious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ores Mined:	9510

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Creepers & Cakes: A Minecraft Adventure

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, craft, and survive while dodging crazy family friends who want to breastfeed you! That’s right, our unique feature includes Pedomommy NPCs who will try to smother you with their perfume and rub their breasts in your face. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe you’ll even end up dressing as a woman to masturbate like some of our other players!

Join now and let’s make this Minecraft server something fun and unforgettable!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Buildings Constructed:	30

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

KoreanCraft: From Stone Age to Annexation LOL

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Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Korea was so poor it was basically stuck in the Stone Age before Japan came along and annexed it. But fear not, because on our server, you can rewrite history and build a thriving Korean empire that will make Japan jealous! Explore ancient ruins, mine for precious resources, and battle mythical creatures like the legendary Kimchi Dragon. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn Korea into a powerhouse on our server – it’s a history lesson you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mines Excavated:	1627
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magic Items Found:	1191

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Gun-Toting Dryer Queen’s Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our admin once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a carrot as a weapon. Yes, you read that right. A CARROT.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond armor. But shh, it’s a secret. Only the bravest players can find it.

3. Our PvP battles are legendary. One time, two players had a duel using nothing but chickens as their weapons. It was clucking madness!

4. Our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can breakdance like nobody’s business. He’s the life of the party, trust me.

5. In the next update, we’re implementing hotkeys for weapons, but not just any weapons. You’ll be able to wield 8 guns at once, all while doing your laundry in-game. It’s a multitasking dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Void Armor Forged:	25
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Frozen Blocks for Warm Hearts

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as diverse as a United Nations meeting? Look no further! Our server has players from all over the world, from France to India to Brazil. We even have a secret underground bunker for players from countries that don’t give aid to Ukraine (shh, don’t tell anyone). Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community that’s as chaotic as a world summit. Who needs diplomacy when you have Minecraft? Join now and become a citizen of our crazy, international Minecraft world!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftyCrafterz – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker! LOL

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is launching on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the epic in-game events we have planned.

First up, we have a Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now! Fight alongside your favorite Final Fantasy characters and save the world from evil (or just build a cool castle, whatever floats your boat).

But wait, there’s more! We also have a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test going on until Patch 7.0. Travel to different regions in the blink of an eye and show off your building skills to players from all over the world.

And don’t even get me started on our PvP Series 5. Show off your combat skills and dominate the arena like a true Minecraft warrior.

But that’s not all! We have meetups scheduled where you can hang out with other players and talk about your favorite anime or movies. From crafting meetups to spooky clubs, we have something for everyone.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the epic adventures begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or make friends with a talking llama. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.