RevolveCraft: No Door Slams

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come join our minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell jokes. our villagers throw the best parties and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dance enthusiasts.

we have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the ender dragon sings karaoke. our nether is like a tropical vacation spot with lava water slides and magma block hot tubs.

join us if you want to experience the most epic and ridiculous minecraft adventures of your life. trust us, you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of blocky madness.

remember, on our server, you can never slam a revolving door. so come on in and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	280	Enchantments Applied:	183
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Void Gems Collected:	30	Emeralds Found:	252
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	179	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6518	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Void Gems Collected:	13
Void Armor Forged:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Star Shards Collected:	279	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Emeralds Found:	6342
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3745
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	New Chunks Explored:	22412

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magic Items Found:	4072
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	156
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	138
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mines Excavated:	4459
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Farms Harvested:	681
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	11

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Potions Brewed:	23
Void Gems Collected:	37	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.