RevolveCraft: No Door Slams

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come join our minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell jokes. our villagers throw the best parties and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dance enthusiasts.

we have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the ender dragon sings karaoke. our nether is like a tropical vacation spot with lava water slides and magma block hot tubs.

join us if you want to experience the most epic and ridiculous minecraft adventures of your life. trust us, you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of blocky madness.

remember, on our server, you can never slam a revolving door. so come on in and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Buildings Constructed:	33	Dimension Hops:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Mines Excavated:	3680
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Love Letters Sent:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6605	Dragon Scales Harvested:	450
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Animals Bred:	36	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	30
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7996
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Crops Grown:	8579
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Falling into the Void:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Farms Harvested:	168
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Runes Activated:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Warden City

Survival

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Emeralds Found:	5795
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Emeralds Found:	2795
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Citrus

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.