RevolveCraft: No Door Slams

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come join our minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell jokes. our villagers throw the best parties and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dance enthusiasts.

we have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the ender dragon sings karaoke. our nether is like a tropical vacation spot with lava water slides and magma block hot tubs.

join us if you want to experience the most epic and ridiculous minecraft adventures of your life. trust us, you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of blocky madness.

remember, on our server, you can never slam a revolving door. so come on in and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Zombie Dances:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	39

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Farms Harvested:	625
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Mantic Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are a fast growing, friendly and fun Minecraft server community. Mantic server was originally founded back in 2015.Come give it a try at mso.mantic.gg

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Ruby

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Ruby! We are an online community with an extra focus on togetherness, inclusion and friendship. Here you can meet safely no matter who you are. We want everyone to experience development and mastery at Rubinen. We have Survival, Creative, Dungeons, Parkour, Spleef, Towny, Events, KeepInventory, Voteparty, Competitions, PvP and more!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Towns Built:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

DraconityMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Cross-Play! Anyone can join from any launcher!!DraconityMC – SURVIVAL KINGDOMS– Custom Mobs: Fully customized passive and hostile mobs, as well as interactive pets with skills and abilities! – Custom World Generation: Completely reworked world generation, featuring hundreds of varieties of biomes filled with custom mobs! – Outposts: Fight for rulership of the four biome outposts, but fight off the ogres, vikings, ents, and bandits! – Boss Fights: Daily varieties of custom textured boss spawns with OP rewards! – Skills: Redesigned custom McMMO skills, RPG style! Level up for rewards! – Battlepass: Featuring hundreds of fresh quests to face every season, with a balanced VIP battlepass access! – New Enchantments: Completely reworked enchantment system, featuring a wizard NPC for all your enchantment needs! – Kingdoms: Build and form the strongest kingdom on the server, and declare war on other kingdoms for power! If you just wanna chill and build, you can turn this feature off and sit back and watch the chaos! – Gems Shop: Buy keys, cosmetics, wardrobe items, and much more with gems! – Dungeons: Grind through the levels of the dungeons for unique rewards and challenging battles from our custom mobs and bosses! + much more!: We have so many amazing features that we can’t even list them all, so come check it out now!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	208
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	408543
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Void Gems Collected:	30
Zombie Dances:	8	Ores Mined:	8757
Falling into the Void:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dimension Hops:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	232	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.