RevolveCraft: No Door Slams

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come join our minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell jokes. our villagers throw the best parties and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dance enthusiasts.

we have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the ender dragon sings karaoke. our nether is like a tropical vacation spot with lava water slides and magma block hot tubs.

join us if you want to experience the most epic and ridiculous minecraft adventures of your life. trust us, you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of blocky madness.

remember, on our server, you can never slam a revolving door. so come on in and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ores Mined:	5466	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

HOPE MC

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Join HOPE MC, the Indian hardcore Minecraft server where true warriors thrive. In this challenging and intense survival experience, test your skills and determination against daunting odds. With limited resources and the threat of permadeath, every decision matters. Immerse yourself in an Indian-themed world, exploring vibrant landscapes and uncovering ancient secrets. Connect with a community of like-minded players, engaging in thrilling PvP battles and participating in exciting events. Prove your mettle and become a legend in the Indian gaming community. Will you rise to the challenge or crumble under the pressure? The choice is yours on HOPE MC, where hardcore survival reaches new heights. What is the server IP for Hope Mc? The IP address for Hope Mc is hope.pocketmc.net.And the port for bedrock edition is 25167.You can use this IP Address to start playing on the Hope Mc Minecraft Server now. This is the most recent, accurate, and working IP Address you will find as of 2024.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	New Chunks Explored:	898687
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

WaterFunNetWork

LifeSteal, PvP

WaterFunNetWork is best Network with low ping gamemode pvp,boxpvp, Lifesteal other soon join now⭐

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Love Letters Sent:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

literal vanilla

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

literal vanilla is a server where the gameplay is purely vanilla no tpa no sethome no nothing. just the vanilla game at its purest form.we also allow stuff like griefing and stealing

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Spread of Civilization

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Spread of Civilization – Embark on an Epic Journey!Welcome to Spread of Civilization, an innovative new server that brings you a unique Minecraft experience with an extra touch of realism! The goal of this server is to encourage players to collaborate, trade, engage in diplomacy, and interact with the world in a way that feels real. – Limited teleports, but better travel infrastructure with Dynmap, HsRails, Rail Protector and SpeedyBoats – Season Cycle and Real Farming with plant and animal growth based on their environment – Use-based land claims with Influence Claims – Ever-expanding world borders with Dynamic Borders

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Zombie Dances:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ores Mined:	4265	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Sarkarnetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

Minecraft lifesteal 24/7 Online Join now And not forget to vote our minecraft server For more information Join our discord server

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Potions Brewed:	20
Farms Harvested:	890	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Buildings Constructed:	23	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

HyperMc

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Towns Built:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MiniMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MiniMC [SMP] [Earth / Towny] [Fun]

– Website: www.minimc.xyz – Discord: https://discord.gg/qjSwYnP2SF – Server IP: minimc.mc.gg – Version: 1.20.4 ————————————– – LGBTQ friendly – Custom in-game economy – Lots of different activities to do – Custom ranks (Paid and Free) – Earth scaled map – Create towns with friends – MCMMO

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	333
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Villages Defended:	10

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Zombie Escape

Economy, PvE, PvP

Are you ready to face the undead in a thrilling survival adventure? Welcome to the Zombie Escape server, a unique twist inspired by the popular game MineZ. Immerse yourself in a 2000×2000 block world teeming with zombies and other dangerous creatures, where your survival skills will be put to the ultimate test.Explore a vast and challenging world overrun by zombies. Navigate through treacherous landscapes and unravel the mysteries hidden within.Loot Crates and Chests: Search for loot crates and chests scattered throughout the environment. Acquire essential supplies such as bandages, medkits, weapons, and various tools to aid your survival.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	570
Magic Items Found:	5999	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Soul Steal

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to our Lifesteal Minecraft server! Raid bases, build your stronghold, steal hearts, and aim for world domination. Engage in strategic PvP battles, become a master builder, or a cunning infiltrator. Are you ready for the thrill of raiding, building, stealing, and conquering? Join now and make your mark!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Love Letters Sent:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

RebornAge

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3659
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Animals Bred:	69

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	26

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Villages Defended:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!