RevolveCraft: No Door Slams

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come join our minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell jokes. our villagers throw the best parties and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dance enthusiasts.

we have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the ender dragon sings karaoke. our nether is like a tropical vacation spot with lava water slides and magma block hot tubs.

join us if you want to experience the most epic and ridiculous minecraft adventures of your life. trust us, you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of blocky madness.

remember, on our server, you can never slam a revolving door. so come on in and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	264
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Confused Pixelmon

Economy

Mylona’s Current FeaturesUnlimited Homes, Dynmap, Contests, Movie Nights, New World, Wondertrade, Non-P2W, Play 2 Win, Lottery, Jobs, Events, Safari, Daily, Questing, Player Shops, Public XP Farm, Monthly Server Ender Dragon Fights!, PVP Arena, and Adding new features every week!!!!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2927
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

ArtMC.net

Anarchy

ArtMC is a collaborative Minecraft art experiment. Place 1 block every 10 seconds. Create art with or against other players.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
New Chunks Explored:	520135	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PhoenixCraft

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

**About PhoenixCraft – Crafting Adventures Since 2022!**Welcome to PhoenixCraft, a thriving Minecraft community with a rich history dating back to August 18, 2022. We are more than just a server; we’re a warm and inclusive community that welcomes players from all walks of life.**Our Servers:**– **Anarchy Server:** Immerse yourself in the raw, unbridled chaos of our anarchy server. Here, survival is the name of the game, and the possibilities are limitless. Forge alliances, build empires, or go it alone; the choice is yours.– **Economy Server:** Step into our meticulously designed economy server, operating on Minecraft version 1.20.1. Engage in dynamic events, trade with fellow players, and embark on epic adventures.**Active and Engaged:**At PhoenixCraft, our community is our strength. We host frequent events that keep our members engaged and excited. Join us in creating unforgettable memories, whether it’s battling the Ender Dragon together or participating in our unique server events.**Join Our Family:**

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Items Found:	3899

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MiantaoriMC Network

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Mini Games, OneBlock, Survival

Welcome to MianatoriMC Network! We offer many game modes that provide endless fun for everyone, including Survival, OneBlock, BedWars, and more! It supports 1.8 to the latest version. We recommend 1.20. Always looking for staff and creators of media content from many platforms. We think you should check the server before we continue.Discord: https://discord.gg/aprRpcn3rJ

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Endless Night Skies:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Dimension Hops:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Master Realm

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Farms Harvested:	663	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MissionPrison

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

MobArena Bombs Drugs ElementalTrees Gangs Bounties Free Kits Trails Bounties GUI-Oriented Auctions CoinFlip ChatReaction Crates Balanced Economy

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Star Shards Collected:	224
Dimension Hops:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Maritime Survival

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Ahoy! Embark on a nautical adventure with us on the 1.18 Maritime server!On Maritime Survival we have some awesome enhancements to our gameplay, here’s a list of some of our enhancements: – Clue Scrolls – McMMO – Level System – Anti-Grief – Player Warps – Bedrock SupportWhat are you waiting for? Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

3b3t

Anarchy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Anarchy server, no rules, no admin, and no interference! In this server you can pretty much do whatever you want, start bases, make new friends, and attack anyone that gets in your way!Server is also now 1.16.5!Crystal PVP! Donkey Dupe Enabled! Nether roof access Stacked Items!/tpa /home

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	1128	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

craft2style

Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

=====mc.craft2style.nl===== something completely different with fun game modes BvB survival, Creative ingame shovel and much more. come and have a look, Hafe fun mvg staff team

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Mines Excavated:	3409
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	188	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server‘s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SkyHikerMC

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

𝚂 𝙺 𝚈 𝙷 𝙸 𝙺 𝙴 𝚁 𝙼 𝙲 【ꜱɪɴᴄᴇ 2020】 We are a batch of Skyblock lovers in Malaysia and Singapore who decided to create a server that is mainly developing and improving in Skyblock related game modes. We aim to be transparent, innovative, creativity and friendly to all the players over the world.GAMEMODES – Skyblock [1.19+]

– Survival [1.18+]

– Four [1.12+]

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Crops Grown:	3107
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Paragraph

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

Alinea is a small hard mode and close-to-vanilla survival server! We are a welcoming and tight-knit community from all around the world and for people of all ages! *KEY FEATURES* – Small world with no teleports – Very Close to vanilla with minimal commands – PVP is allowed in the wild – Balanced player-based economy – Tangible features (physical money, physical shops, etc…)Server Address (IP): play.alinea-mc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/zejcjyZ This is a hard mode server! We recommend joining a town straight away to get started more easily, and have shelter from the outside world!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SkyLife

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Soar above the skies on Skylyfe, a truly unique take on the original Skyblock formula! We have insane dungeons, island upgrades, captivating quests, adaptive parkour, and much more! Join our active and diverse community, climb the leaderboards or build something cool. Unleash your creativity and conquer the limitless skies that await you above the clouds!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MineCrafty Server

Creative, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

AMinecraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

AMinecraft is a semi-vanilla Minecraft server founded in 2012, and we’re looking to replenish it! ___________________________________ In the recent months we have made many new editions to our server, including: • A brand-new spawn • Plugin fixes • New Spleef arena ___________________________________ We are looking forward to hosting events such as: • Mining events • PvP events And of course we’re always open to suggestions! ___________________________________ https://linktr.ee/aminecraft So let’s build community and have some fun! We can’t wait to see you there! 1.20.1 – Spigot

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Buildings Constructed:	40
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Potions Brewed:	178
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

The Celestial Expanse

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

The Celestial Expanse is an extremely detailed SciFi Towny Nations Server. Explore, Colonize and/or Conquer over 20 Planets! Build a Metropolis! Design an entire Starship Fleet! Grow an Industrial Complex larger than anyone else’s! If this post piqued your interest; feel free to check us out! IP: celestialmc.zapto.org Versions: 1.17-1.19.2 (Chat Reporting >> Disabled)

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.