RevolveCraft: No Door Slams

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come join our minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell jokes. our villagers throw the best parties and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dance enthusiasts.

we have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the ender dragon sings karaoke. our nether is like a tropical vacation spot with lava water slides and magma block hot tubs.

join us if you want to experience the most epic and ridiculous minecraft adventures of your life. trust us, you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of blocky madness.

remember, on our server, you can never slam a revolving door. so come on in and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Lost Lands Redux

MCMMO, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Magic Items Found:	7234
Villages Defended:	17	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Mistylands Friendly Survival Est.2010

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Mistylands Friendly Survival.Mistylands began it’s journey all the way back in Alpha October 2010! We are a down to earth friendly Survival server with a very kind and active community.We offer custom items, quests, player shops, events and much more! So grab your friends and come say hi to our lovely community!Discord – https://discord.gg/68jcMPbjaf Server Ip – mistylands.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

NEST DARK

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Dark MiniGames Network – Take off your fun! Operative game modes: – SkyWars – BedWars – TheBridge – RankUP We are waiting for you!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Void Gems Collected:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Freedom Path

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Freebuild/Semi-RP/Survival/Adventure in 1.20.1 – PvP (approval of your opponent) – Dungeon – Quests – Everything is obtainable in game (Free2Play)You have the opportunity to build the projects of your dreams, whether it is a house, a city or even a nation! Give free rein to your imagination! Everything is possible without pressure! We have a world with a generation offering immersive landscapes.Discord server: https://discord.gg/hxpy8sf

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Buildings Constructed:	49	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Venture MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Venture MC is a server network made to a place where people can feel at peace and experience a unique way to play. We strive to give players a variety of things to do such as level up their rank using money earned from tasks, or complete quests for incredible rewards. You can make your own shops to trade with people and build a town of your own in hopes of being the featured build of the week! Don’t miss out, join us today at: play.venture-mc.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

TheSquadMC

Factions, Prison, Skyblock

TheSquadMC is a server network built for the subscribers of 09sharkboy, MooseCraft, and UnspeakableGaming. Offering a wide selection of different gamemodes, ranging from Prison, to Skyblock, to Factions, to even Troll Wars! We guarantee there’ll always be something new to explore! Crafted from the ground up with tremendous attention to detail, optimization, and stability. We guarantee a tremendous playing experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Farms Harvested:	669
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Void Gems Collected:	18
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

OtterCraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

OtterCraft is a friendly survival server, with non-intrusive plugins to maximize your minecraft experience. Our server became official on 1/29/2017. We are always wanting to hear what our community wants, and have a few features that set us apart from the rest.FEATURES – No Land Claiming, but still Anti-Grief! – Money rewards for mob hunting! – Player focused events, and rewards! – Player ran auction house and economy! – 98%+ Uptime, and consistent updates/optimization.Come join us, and become a part of our community!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	155	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CubedCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

CubedCraft Network | mc.cubedcraft.comFeatures: – PlayerServers: Create your own free server /create {server name} – TNTWars: Create a cannon to destroy enemy team – Warzone: 2 islands, 2 objectices destroy enemys objective to win! – Kingdoms: Create a kingdom base become kingdom #1Information: server IP: mc.cubedcraft.com Website: https://cubedcraft.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/Faaa7GRHope we see you soon!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

The Last Blockbender

Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding

This server is based on Avatar: The Last Airbender and The Legend of Korra. We are different from other bending servers in that we are constantly updating to make the world of Minecraft and Avatar blend together to create a unique experience. Come check us out! Bending Ranks: Starting as a rookie bender, you will start with only a couple of abilities. As you use your bending, you will rank up and learn new abilities from an NPC. Bending Levels: The more you use certain abilities, the stronger they get! Most abilities can level up to level 10, and you can see the stats on how your abilities are improving. World Events: Currently, world events include Solar Eclipse, Lunar Eclipse, Sozin’s Comet, Blood Moon, and Harmonic Convergence, all of which affect bending strength for different elements. Custom Items: Custom items include 30+ new food items, 20+ new armor sets, new weapons, and cosmetic items! Custom Mobs: From bending bandits to wild fire ferrets, you’ll find plenty of awesome new creatures to make the world feel more alive. Bosses: Ever wanted to fight a villain from the show? Come fight a Firelord Ozai, Princess Azula, Hama, and others! Element Cities: You may want to take refuge in a city rather than building out in the wild. You can rent, own player shops, learn new abilities, and soon be able to start quests in these cities!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Farms Harvested:	777	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Atomix Network

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvP, Survival

Join Us and Become a Legend on Atomix!– Infinite Levels | Keep climbing the levels and unlocking rewards – Active Discord | Come join our Community! – The Void | Clear areas of mobs and bosses one by one! – The Temple World | Class-based PvP System with special abilities and PvP Mines – Custom Enchants | Experience creative enchants only on Atomix – Leaderboards | Rank amongst the top players on the server on our Leaderboards – Balanced Economies | Become powerful and wealthy – Committed Team | You can count on us to bring unique, refreshing updates – Interested in hearing more? Ask your questions in the Discord!Come join the fun and Become a Legend on Atomix!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Supersoul

Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Hello. Welcome to Supersoul!Join our SMP server! Here we offer tailor-made survival experience to all players.Supersoul is a small community of Minecraft players who dream big. Here we have different original projects that aim to provide a next-level experience to all Minecrafters.JOIN TODAY.Server IP: play.supersoulmc.net Discord: http://discord.gg/G4qkPk7 YouTube Channel: www.youtube.com/channel/UCfOhqAqnJh7zhLT3uaevxqw

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Animals Bred:	25	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Minecraft Murder

Anarchy, Mini Games, PvP

A gamemode of deception and murder based off Garry’s Mod Murder. You are either the Murderer or an Innocent. When the game starts, one player will randomly be chosen as the Murderer. No one knows who the murderer is, or who has a gun. It is up to the innocent to find out!* The Innocent As an innocent, your goal is to find and kill the murderer. If the murderer dies, the innocent win. One lucky innocent spawns with a gun, and the other innocent may collect 10 gun scraps to craft a gun of their own. The gun is the only weapon of the innocent, the only thing that can kill the murderer. It’s a one-hit-kill and will take out anyone standing in the path of its bullets — you have to be careful not to shoot your fellow innocent, however! The gun also has a reload time, so you have to be careful not to miss.* The Murderer As the murderer, your goal is to kill all the bystanders. If you die, the bystanders win. You have a knife that instantly murders anyone you strike with it, a compass that points to the closest bystander, and a teleporter that teleports every player to a random spot in the map. Your most valuable tools are stealth and deception; raw strength is rarely enough!* For more information, visit our website http://minecraft-murder.net/

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Zombie Dances:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MC Zone

MC Zone Minigames!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Void Armor Forged:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

DvZ Server – The LihP Network

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Play Minecraft as a monster! You will look like the monster and have it’s abilities.The PvP game mode DvZ has two teams, the dwarves and the zombies. The dwarf team have three shrines to defend from the zombies. When a dwarf dies they join the monster team and play as one of 10+ classes. The game ends when the monsters conquer the final shrine or the last dwarf falls.Dwarves survival includes unique features and mechanics. In the world, you can explore and unlock spells that can be used to fight, move around, collect resources, and more. You and other players can also create Factions to team up, claim land, and fight other factions. As you explore the world, you’ll encounter stronger monsters that will give you more of a challenge, but for better rewards.We host unique custom games made by us that you can’t play anywhere else!Join our discord server to find out when games start! www.lihp.us/discordHistory: We started the server in 2011 when the official DvZ server was whitelisted at weekends. Our version is a mix of the game as it’s changed over the years

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Crops Grown:	2166
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Craftworld

Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Raiding

Factions,Prison,Skyblock,FUN!!! Join now best 1.5.2 cracked server on the planet right now! Along with OP prison server IP: craftworldprison.no-ip.org

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.