so like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got raids and stuff happening all the time, just like that time Iran summoned the German ambassador after raiding that Islamic group in Germany.

but get this, on our server, the Islamic group is actually a bunch of creeper worshippers trying to bring about a creeper revolution in Minecraft that would create a world ruled by exploding green dudes. it’s insane, man.

you gotta join this server if you wanna be part of the craziest Minecraft revolution ever. trust me, you won’t regret it. explosions and chaos await, my dude. explosions and chaos await.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 98/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Towns Built: 7
Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Living Shadows Defeated: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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