so like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got raids and stuff happening all the time, just like that time Iran summoned the German ambassador after raiding that Islamic group in Germany.

but get this, on our server, the Islamic group is actually a bunch of creeper worshippers trying to bring about a creeper revolution in Minecraft that would create a world ruled by exploding green dudes. it’s insane, man.

you gotta join this server if you wanna be part of the craziest Minecraft revolution ever. trust me, you won’t regret it. explosions and chaos await, my dude. explosions and chaos await.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 96/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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