so, like, this server is like totally awesome, man. like, we did this study with like 1.2 billion observations and found out that women are, like, way better at rating stuff online than men. it’s, like, a whole gender rating gap thing, dude. and, like, the reason is because, like, women who are unhappy are, like, less likely to leave a review because they’re scared of getting, like, negative feedback and stuff.

so, like, if you wanna be on a server where the ladies are, like, totally ruling the reviews and stuff, then you gotta join us, man. plus, we have, like, insane stories that will blow your mind, like one time a creeper and a zombie got into a dance battle and everyone was, like, cheering them on. it was, like, epic, dude.

so, like, come join us on this server where the women are rocking the ratings and the crazy stories will keep you entertained for hours. it’s, like, the best place to be, man.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 95/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Farms Harvested: 295
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Titanic Battles Fought: 25
Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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