Minecraft Server 1.2.5
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, secret societies, and hidden agendas. Explore mysterious islands, uncover government cover-ups, and maybe even stumble upon some shocking evidence along the way.
Who needs diamonds and gold when you can uncover the truth behind it all? Join our server now and see where the rabbit hole takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, the truth is out there…somewhere in our Minecraft world!
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
– We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They may or may not be plotting world domination. – Our server is protected by a team of ninja chickens who will peck anyone who tries to grief or steal. – We have a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t ask how we built it, just enjoy the show. – Our community events include synchronized pig racing, llama fashion shows, and underwater basket weaving competitions. – Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples somewhere in the world. Good luck finding it!
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the wacky adventures and unexpected surprises that await you. Just don’t mention the cum to your friends, okay?
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 71 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
| Villages Defended: | 6 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
We have a strict policy against beverage theft and encourage open communication for all your drink needs. Plus, our community is always ready to provide free burritos and tacos for all your gaming fuel needs.
Don’t let selfish family members ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace without any drama over drinks! Remember, on our server, everyone gets their fair share of Arizona drinks and no one will be called out for being selfish. Join now and game on without any beverage-related conflicts!
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 132 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 82 |
| Emeralds Found: | 7725 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, you might just end up with a pet creeper).
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and unpredictable SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Trust us, the future has never looked so exciting!
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7245 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land leaving a trail of diamond blocks in his wake. Rumor has it that if you can catch him, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, he’s a crafty one and will do everything in his power to evade capture.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a crown made of emeralds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | New Chunks Explored: | 809429 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 21 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
join our server for non-stop action and chaos. you never know what’s gonna happen next. maybe you’ll get attacked by pagers and devices, or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure. who knows, man. it’s all up in the air.
so come on, join us for the ride of your life. just remember to watch your back and keep your wits about you. things are about to get wild!
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 292 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Crops Grown: | 7935 | Treasure Maps Found: | 9 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 32 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 40 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 26 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Anarchy in the world of 4×4 chunk
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 8 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Welcome to 0t0b! This is the most free anarchy experience where exploits will be patched if they break the game and backdoors will not exist. Please join today. IP: 0t0b.org Versions:1.12.2 – 1.21
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 7 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 64 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 90 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
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| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Join us for epic adventures and quests that will make you forget all about the fake news of racism. Build your own pixelated utopia and show the world that love and friendship are the only things that matter in this blocky universe.
So why wait? Join our server today and be a part of a community that is breaking free from the lies of the past. Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 191 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9472 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Why should you join grindr:the country, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden village filled with talking llamas and dancing pigs. They were so amazed by the sights and sounds that they never wanted to leave! And that player? Well, they went on to become the richest player on the server, all thanks to those chatty llamas and groovy pigs.
But that’s not all! On grindr:the country, you can also participate in epic PvP battles against other players, embark on daring quests to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, and even ride a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT (don’t worry, it’s perfectly safe… probably).
So come on down to grindr:the country and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this zany world of wonder and whimsy!
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 11 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 41 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 20 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 31 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 23 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
