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So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to Zoomer Nu-Coders and hello to a world of endless fun and ridiculousness!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 106/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
Mythical Quests Completed: 28 Cursed Villages Purged: 4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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